Wanna go Double Dutch?
9th December 2003
You mean you didn't want to get beated up by not buying his book? :p
Saw that message on his site before (posted in the General Discusion oif these forums also in yet an other Chuck thread). pretty funny to see a response by the man himself. :lol:
Hitler didn´t suicided cause Germany lost the war.He did cause Chuck Norris said: "Only me is allowed to kill half of the world!" One day Chuck Norris killed all the players only clicking at "Suicide". He can destroy a IS2 only with one shot of a P38. The Machine gun was inspired on one day that Chuck Norris ate a whole watermellon and (?) the seeds on the people nearby. Chuck Norris likes to play russian roulette with a PPSH.And he never lost. And to make things more interesting,he often use a Winchester or an AT Rifle.
Chuck Norris is soo good at FH that he played on a server with the best players and he won the 1st,2nd and 3rd place!
Sgt.kar98Chuck Norris is soo good at FH that he played on a server with the best players and he won the 1st,2nd and 3rd place!
Aw, how dare you even thinking that Chuck would take anything other than 1st place.:p
During Betatesting for FH0.7 the Devs experimented with the map Rheinübung, they had 10 Bismarcks and Tirpitz together with 10 subs and the Graf Zeppelin with 100 Stukas for the German side and Chuck Norris for the allied side. ticketcount was 10000 - 1
Betatesters complained that the germans never won a round, the Chuck Norris kit however is still in the game and only Lobo knows where it is ..... lets hope he never uses it.
If Chuck Norris would play FH I would shovel him and roundhouse kick his dead body off the server
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
i had to keep myself from laughing here at work when reading that XD
Gauntlet[Chuck Norris spoken through Gauntlet] THEN BUY MY BOOK! :mad: [/Chuck Norris spoken through Gauntlet]
Gauntlet, remember we're talking about a man with a 13 IQ. It should be, "THEN BUY MY GHOSTWRITTEN BOOK!"
jumjumGauntlet, remember we're talking about a man with a 13 IQ. It should be, "THEN BUY MY GHOSTWRITTEN BOOK!"
I suggest you take that back...Chuck Norris aint happy...and when Chuck Norris is angry people die...:(
Let's better go to other forums before Chuck Norris won't speak through Gauntlet again...or take control of him. *runs away to GD*
Chuck Norris uses crystal meth to relax. Mainline.