Is it Madonna...or Nina Hartley? -1 reply

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jumjum

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#1 10 years ago

Madonna you all know. The aging (49) American ultra pop star and motion picture actress from Detroit, Michigan (and irrelevantly, in a wonderful example of her essential inner emptiness, has recently affected a hilarious upper-class English accent). She is definitely sexy, in that porn queen way, and can look like a beauty. She has been known to perform on stage in various degrees of nudity; has performed and/or simulated sex acts in her concerts; has performed sex acts, in the nude, on commercial videos; and has also published an "art" book of highly eroticized nude photographs of herself alone and in bondage and leather "gear", as well as in sexual acts with partners - sometimes several partners at a time. She has never denied rumors that actual sex acts were photographed and inlcuded in that book, titled, approprtiately enough, Sex: http://www.amazon.com/Sex-Madonna (Sorry, there are no pictures here, not even the cover.) Below is the cover to her 2007 calendar (no nudity that I can tell):

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Perhaps less well known to you is Nina Hartley, American movie actress, although her experience is almost entirely in porn videos. She claims to be 48 (IMO she's older), and now specializes in "mature" porn vids. She has 485 "acting" roles credited to her at IMDb, the last in 2007 being Advanced Guide To A#@! Sex For Men And Women. She did have an important role in the critically acclaimed 1997 Academy Award-nominated Boogie Nights by Paul Thomas Anderson (who has most recently done There Will Be Blood), playing the nymphomaniac wife of a porn movie director. She has also authored a book on sex, carried at Amazon, but not linked here. She has never performed as a singer under this name, but otherwise this appears to be the only significant performing difference between her and Madonna. (Well, if you don't count Madonna's attempts to sound like that great British noble, Lady Jane Strapon-Dildington as a performance.) Because of the nature of her work, Ms. Hartley has performed in the nude and has been filmed while performing actual (and perhaps a few simulated) sexual acts.

But compare the portraits of these women.

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Now, has anyone ever seen Madonna and Nina Hartley together? Or is Madonna the Bruce Wayne and Nina Hartley the Batman? DA DA DA DUHHHHHHHMMMMM!

Maury Povich needs to get on this one, ASAP.




FlyGuy45

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#2 10 years ago

Perhaps you have to be in your 40's to find her hot? xD




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#3 10 years ago
FlyGuy45;4187049Perhaps you have to be in your 40's to find her hot? xD

Madonna? I suppose. Not that I do - It seems I can't even find a woman hot if I also find her basic character repellent.




Moose12

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#4 10 years ago

Nina Hartley actually seems semi-intelligent too, I like her "how to" sex videos. As for Madonna, she seems a bit unhinged, but she can be hot. Her tits are better then Nina's majorly fake ones though Nina has a nicer ass.




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#5 10 years ago
Moose12;4187102Nina Hartley actually seems semi-intelligent too, I like her "how to" sex videos. As for Madonna, she seems a bit unhinged, but she can be hot. Her tits are better then Nina's majorly fake ones though Nina has a nicer ass.

Is Moose using this thread to practice his favorite hobby? (i.e. wanking like he was the last human on earth and a meteor was about hit his house)

Anyway, maybe their the same person. Does Nina Hartley practice Kabalah-rama-lama-ding-dong? IIRC, Madonna is really into it. Madonna pretty much went off the deep end after her initial success in the 80s (I think).

On a completely unrelated note, lower sodium Goldfish crackers taste like ass, but I can't stop eating them...




Von Mudra

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#6 10 years ago

Lower sodium gold fish crackers? Bah, only the pure Goldfish for me. I remember I used to find huge gallon cartons of them...oh god they rule.




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#7 10 years ago
Von Mudra;4187166Lower sodium gold fish crackers? Bah, only the pure Goldfish for me. I remember I used to find huge gallon cartons of them...oh god they rule.

I don't buy the groceries, I just eat 'em. And hell yeah, normal, full flavor, not ass-tasting Goldfish rock.




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#8 10 years ago

ROFL 40 years old my ass. Nina Hartley has been around as long as I can remember.

She used to look pretty good. According to Wiki she is 49 years old.

Not too bad a pic of her when she was pushing 40.

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#9 10 years ago

In the at and above 40 age mark i'm going to have to go with Nicole Kidman and Demi moore. I would do Madonna to obviously, experience lads, experience.




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#10 10 years ago

Nina Hartley... Damn jum. that brings back memories!!! She was 'mature' when I first faked my way through the video store checkout...




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