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Admiral Donutz VIP Member

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#1 10 years ago

On Dutch TV at the end of a popular show they show short (editted) news clips for good laughs. Last Thursday they showed this one and it cracked me up: Poor bush: http://www.luckytv.nl/dwdd/Week39_D_...ushAdress.html Source: LuckyTV | Home ("Bush adress population" - Thursday September 25th).

Ranting Chavez (requires some Spanish or Dutch knowledge): http://www.luckytv.nl/dwdd/Week37_D_Do_11Sept_Chavez.html Source: "Russian bombers" - Thursday September 11th).

Hurricane Gustav: http://www.luckytv.nl/dwdd/Week36_A_Ma_1Sept.html

State of the Union (Januray 2008): http://www.luckytv.nl/dwdd/Week6_B_29jan_StateoftheUnion.html

For the Dutchies: Minister of Education reads to small children: http://www.luckytv.nl/dwdd/Week5_C_23jan_PlasterkVoorlees.html (includes a lot fo swearing which he has picked up from working in The Hague, the city is know for it's.. colorful language...)

Bush in Palestina (January 2008): http://www.luckytv.nl/dwdd/Week3_D_10jan_bushpalestine.html Palestine comments "Did you really think so?" "Funnyguy"

Dixville votes for Democratic nominee (January 2008): http://www.luckytv.nl/dwdd/Week3_B_08jan_Dixville.html

Koreans meet across border (October 2007): http://www.luckytv.nl/dwdd/Week40_B_Di2Okt_Koreas.html South Korean crosses border, fire is openend untill somebody yells "Don't do it, he has an invitation!" and Kim Yong Il apoliges for the mess.

Ahmedinejad visits USA: http://www.luckytv.nl/dwdd/Week39_C_Wo26Sept_Ahmedinejad.html




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#2 10 years ago

Well, the ones that I could understand were funny. :p




Uberhauptstormfuhrer

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#3 10 years ago

"Ik vond het wel lekker gaan" :lol:

Ik wist niet dat de mensen van Den Haag bekend stonden voor hun kleurrijk taalgebruik?




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Uberhauptstormfuhrer;4600331"Ik vond het wel lekker gaan" :lol:

Ik wist niet dat de mensen van Den Haag bekend stonden voor hun kleurrijk taalgebruik?

Dan ben je nog nooit in een Haagse buurt geweest of heb je van die Hageneesen op TV gezien. "Kanka dit, kanka dat" (Kanker de kanker etc.).

Take for example: YouTube - Haagse Sjonnie or YouTube - Had je een probleem?

They really love to "cancer" everything.

A well known cartoon made by and about Hague citizens is Haagse Harry (who curses a whole lot): Haagse Harry

The Queen speaking Hagues: 1130446591.jpg Translation: "Waarom heeft iedereen zo'n godverdomme kort lontje?!" "U heeft liever een lang lontje? Mevrouw is een liefhebber...". Translation ENgish: "WHy does everybody has such a god damn short fuse? (easy to ignite and become agressive)" "Misses prefers a long fuse? Misses is a real fan".

The Dutch speaking visitors may also like:

Minister inspecting the police alcoholbus... (alcohol info centre? Hah you wish...) http://www.luckytv.nl/dwdd/Week49_D_Do6_Dec_Alcoholbus.html Sentenced to 40.000 years in prison, symbolic? http://www.luckytv.nl/dwdd/Week44_C_Wo31_Madrid.html

A "kijkoperatie" ("look operation"): http://www.luckytv.nl/dwdd/Week47_C_Wo21_Nov_Kijkoperaties.html

Der Untergang: LuckyTV | Home

And for the English speaking people:

Teddy torture: http://www.luckytv.nl/dwdd/Week49_A_Ma3_Nov_Teddy.html




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#5 10 years ago

Haha! :lol: Ranting Chavez (requires some Spanish or Dutch knowledge): http://www.luckytv.nl/dwdd/Week37_D_...pt_Chavez.html Source: "Russian bombers" - Thursday September 11th). Bush in Palestina (January 2008): http://www.luckytv.nl/dwdd/Week3_D_1...palestine.html Palestine comments "Did you really think so?" "Funnyguy" and Koreans meet across border (October 2007): http://www.luckytv.nl/dwdd/Week40_B_Di2Okt_Koreas.html were so genius :p




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#6 10 years ago

I love to watch ''de wereld draait door'', such a great show.




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#7 10 years ago
Polska;4601493I love to watch ''de wereld draait door'', such a great show.

Damn right, sometimes they have boring guests but most of the time it's interesting or highly interesting. It sucks when they invite some dutch singer for example to talk about their latest CD with Dutch songs (zzzz).

Oh and I totally forgot about:

Minister of Defence department, fit or unfit for the army?: http://www.luckytv.nl/dwdd/Week39_C_Wo_24Sept_Middelkoop.html

The expression on his face... the voice over "Just look at him in his uniform, enjoying shooting at people.... murderer... I'm glad I was turned down from service".... the snobish and pesimistic voice, the expresiion on his face... :rofl:




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#8 10 years ago

I liked the first one (Bush). He looks to be under so much pressure at the moment I think he needs some aide to f up or something.




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#9 10 years ago

I'm still wondering what Chaves is saying (literally), the SPanish at the end goes pretty fast and mumbly.

I can only make out: "conyo" and "mierda". Lobo? =p

According to the subtitles he is cursing "damn piece of Russian junk" (referring to the airplane that won't start) and most of the time the sutitles match the actual speech but with Spanish I can't tell.




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Admiral Donutz;4601506Minister of Defence department, fit or unfit for the army?: http://www.luckytv.nl/dwdd/Week39_C_Wo_24Sept_Middelkoop.html

The expression on his face... the voice over "Just look at him in his uniform, enjoying shooting at people.... murderer... I'm glad I was turned down from service".... the snobish and pesimistic voice, the expresiion on his face... :rofl:

Hahaha, that was really great. +rep for you donutz.




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