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Yossarian

Moose frots Obama

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28th March 2005

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#1 11 years ago

There is a marching band outside.

Points to be brought up later:

- Why is it there - Why you should care - What song they are playing - How bored Yossarian is at work (Note: prepare for answer to range from somewhere between very and extremely)




AussieZaitsev

Revenge was here.

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14th December 2003

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#2 11 years ago

perhaps Yoss works at some sort of top secret underground marching band lab, testing for the effects of marching band tunes on the human psyche?

discuss.




Lt. Rothwell

Classic.

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10th June 2005

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#3 11 years ago

Hmm, Yossarian's location (Canada), and the event of a marching band being outside his place of employment reminds me that the Toronto Santa Claus Parade will be happening soon. The Toronto Santa Claus Parade also happens to be the biggest in North America, woo! :cool:




Coca-Cola

[130.Pz.]A.Aussen

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28th August 2006

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#4 11 years ago

At least I'm protected by the rockies...




Yossarian

Moose frots Obama

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#5 11 years ago

- Why is it there Still unknown - Why you should care Still unknown - What song they are playing Still unknown, although you could easily march to it - How bored Yossarian is at work Not at all for he is now home. Other questions that have arisen include: - Why doesn't Yoss get paid more? and - Go away Coca Cola!

Also, I don't live in Toronto. Please. Toronto is full of sniveling JERKS. Actually, I wish I lived there. Don't tell Toronto I said that. I live in Kingston, which is full of four kinds of people. Destructive students (me), destructive armed forces, the homeless, and convicts.

I'm pretty sure Paul Bernardo is kicking it oldschool (read: incarcerated and hopefully being constantly assraped by a man named Brutus) around here somewhere, although Karla Holmolka rolled out of town recently.

That being said, I think I'll miss this town when I move in a couple of months. It's got character. Where else in Southern Ontario can you find four well-off students living directly across from a meth lab and beside a crack den? Where else will you find an apartment that used to be used for interrogations, yoga, and a methadone clinic before housing me and my friends? And sirs, where else will you find a city with so many hideous people? Nowhere. Nowhere.




stylie

Mas stylie por favor...

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13th April 2005

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#6 11 years ago

Did you take your laptop over to the meth lab again?




Real-BadSeed

Science experiment

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5th December 2004

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#7 11 years ago

I lived in ontario for awhile, then things cooled down and i came back to BC! lol j/k :p I hated ontario, the weather sucked.




jumjum

Write heavy; write hard.

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#8 11 years ago

stylie;4023073Did you take your laptop over to the meth lab again?[/quote] You shouldn't make me hoot like that when everybody else in the house is asleep....:rofl:

[quote=Yossarian;4023059]...Where else in Southern Ontario can you find four well-off students living directly across from a meth lab and beside a crack den? Where else will you find an apartment that used to be used for interrogations, yoga, and a methadone clinic before housing me and my friends?...

Just imagine what is still hanging around in the air...

So Yoss, what is the occasion for the band? We're past Canadian Thanksgiving, right?




Von Mudra

Lo, I am Mudra, za emo soldat!

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#9 11 years ago
stylie;4023073Did you take your laptop over to the meth lab again?

Speaking of Stylie, STOP SNIPING ME ON CRETE. Schwein:Puzzled:




Flyboy1942

A.K.A. Ghanrage

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#10 11 years ago

Lmao was that you whining about it earlier? Didnt recognize the name...




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