I take what n0e says way too seriously
9th April 2005
i heard this one from one of my navy buddies a couple of weeks ago.
an army guy is sitting at a bar. he is wearing a shirt that says "marines suck". sure enough, two marines walk up. one of the marines says "WHAT DOES THAT SHIRT SAY!?!?!?!" so the army guy responds: "thats the first thing i hate about marines: they cant read." the other marine growles "what did you say!?!" the army guy responds: "thats the second thing i hate about marines: they cant hear." then the first marine demands that they "take this outside." 2 min or so later the army guy walks back into the bar unharmed. the bartender askes what happened to the two marines. the army guy responds: "thats the third thing i hate about marines: they bring knives to gunfights."
PS feel free to post your own military jokes
This one went around German troops in Normandy, about the air support the Luftwaffe promised: "If you see a plane that is silver, it's American, if you see a plane that is painted blue underneath, then it's British, and if you see a plane that is invisible, then it's one of ours."
hehe...its funny because its true! :lol:
A translated polish military jike (dunno if still funny in english)
On a regular exercise:
Sergeant: Alright! On my Command! Masks (gas masks) On, Masks off, Masks On, Masks Off Kowalsky! why you didn't took off your mask!!!! Kowalsky: I did, Sir... Sergeant: Jesus, what a face!
lol...well...I understanded the point, but it werent funny...:p
well, some local jokes loose their funnines(sp?) in other countries/languages :)
yeah, you right...up here in Norway we have all this jokes about Sweden (I guess they do it about us), which wouldnt be the sleightest funny for anyone else than Norwegians! :lol:
hmmm i could ruin this all and post a great website...so i will! http://www.strategypage.com/humor/default.asp
this made me laugh:
Victim of Forgotten HopeForum bystander
26th April 2004
MG42Maniacthis made me laugh: