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[130pz.]Kading

I take what n0e says way too seriously

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#1 13 years ago

i heard this one from one of my navy buddies a couple of weeks ago.

an army guy is sitting at a bar. he is wearing a shirt that says "marines suck". sure enough, two marines walk up. one of the marines says "WHAT DOES THAT SHIRT SAY!?!?!?!" so the army guy responds: "thats the first thing i hate about marines: they cant read." the other marine growles "what did you say!?!" the army guy responds: "thats the second thing i hate about marines: they cant hear." then the first marine demands that they "take this outside." 2 min or so later the army guy walks back into the bar unharmed. the bartender askes what happened to the two marines. the army guy responds: "thats the third thing i hate about marines: they bring knives to gunfights."

PS feel free to post your own military jokes




silian

40 years of the Ford Escort!

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#2 13 years ago

This one went around German troops in Normandy, about the air support the Luftwaffe promised: "If you see a plane that is silver, it's American, if you see a plane that is painted blue underneath, then it's British, and if you see a plane that is invisible, then it's one of ours."




Gauntlet

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#3 13 years ago

hehe...its funny because its true! :lol:




HeLmUt_KlAmKe

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#4 13 years ago

A translated polish military jike (dunno if still funny in english)

On a regular exercise:

Sergeant: Alright! On my Command! Masks (gas masks) On, Masks off, Masks On, Masks Off Kowalsky! why you didn't took off your mask!!!! Kowalsky: I did, Sir... Sergeant: Jesus, what a face!




Gauntlet

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#5 13 years ago

lol...well...I understanded the point, but it werent funny...:p




HeLmUt_KlAmKe

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#6 13 years ago

well, some local jokes loose their funnines(sp?) in other countries/languages :)




Gauntlet

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#7 13 years ago

yeah, you right...up here in Norway we have all this jokes about Sweden (I guess they do it about us), which wouldnt be the sleightest funny for anyone else than Norwegians! :lol:




the_M6D_legend

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#8 13 years ago

hmmm i could ruin this all and post a great website...so i will! http://www.strategypage.com/humor/default.asp




MG42Maniac

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#9 13 years ago

this made me laugh:

frenchvictory.gif




Rikupsoni

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#10 13 years ago
MG42Maniacthis made me laugh: frenchvictory.gif

WTF.gif ??