In accordance with the Uniform Code of Military Justice, Moose12 is hereby charged with cowardice in the face of the enemy, and a Court martial is hereby convened on the afternoon or evening of Sunday, February 17, 2008, to consider said charges.
Specifically, Moose12 is charged with violation of Subchapter X, Section 899, Article 99 of the United States Uniform Code of Military Justice, in that he willfully failed to do all within his power to fight or defend when it was his duty to do so, while in combat; and that he refused to give needed aid or relief to fellow troops while in combat; or otherwise performed other unspecified acts of "cowardly conduct" while in combat.
To-wit: during the Defense of Off Topic, and during such time as that installation of Forgotten Hope was under direct assault by the armed forces of Spamadonia, an area in which active combat was at that time occurring, at approximately 00:30 GMT/18:30 EST/15:30 PST, Moose12 refused to assist members of the FHDF who were at that time locked in mortal combat and engaged in repelling armed assaults on the very walls of Off Topic. Moose12 stated that he was uninterested in assisting his comrades, and wished only to post a non-defense-related thread about a political figure for whom Moose12 is actively campaigning. Whereupon Moose12 immediately absented himself from the combat area without entering combat in defense of Off Topic, and without giving or offering to give any assistance to his beleaguered comrades.
The accused is hereby ordered to attend said Court Martial at the conclusion of the all-forces ceremony on 17 February. The Court will be presided over by the undersigned, with other officers assisting. The accused may be represented by counsel of his choice, but none will be provided for him. Accused will present his saber to the Court President at the convening of the Court, for later return or other disposal consistent with any verdict rendered. Whereof accused will fail not as he will answer the contrary at the utmost peril.
Done this the 17th day of February, 2008, at 07:25 Zulu, within the walls of Off Topic,
jumjum, Officer Commanding
Basically: ban moose.
May he hang for his crimes. HANG
I will be absent, on assignment in Mexico for the week. Will receive word by telegram stop For Lobo and country stop
I say, off with his head :) -- Damn, I missed all the fun during hostilities. Sry I wasnt here to help out, my fellow FHOT dudes.
NP, victory is ours! They had much more time to organize but our blitz caught them off guard and we stand victorious!
Make sure he doesn't get passed any cyanide pills while he's being held for trial. We don't a repeat of the LAST incident!
Oh, and yea, ban him I suppose.
Should have read this post first I guess... :nodding: Now I demand to be present!
No hangings til we hear from teh defendant.
Does he have a legitimate excuse? Like "My girlfriend called and said come over now I wanna make hot sticky monkey love"
To me that would be a damm good excuse.
He doesn't got a girlfriend. He's a wanker.