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jumjum

Write heavy; write hard.

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#1 11 years ago

He's got a problem. The last couple of weeks, he's been off his feed. Slow, dull, missing the joke - it's like he's lost about 15 points of IQ.

FH sex experts (there's only one - Lobo, of course) say the cause is porno occulis maximus, or watching too much porn. Well, okay, it's not just the watching, if you get my drift. We've checked Moose's local chemist and found out he's buying "personal lubricant" by the quart; and he has an endless prescription for Viagra - yet he buys no condoms. You know what I mean, Vern? It's pretty clear what's up.

Help Moose get a grip on the problem. Let him know we support him in his struggle to save his precious bodily fluids.




Kradovech

[130.Pz]'s cannon fodder

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11th September 2004

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#2 11 years ago

Most people don't know it, but you actually can eventually run out of it, Moose...




Coca-Cola

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#3 11 years ago
jumjum;4034053Help Moose get a grip on the problem.

:lol: nyuck nyuck nyuck... I won't say anything since you're already thinking it.




stylie

Mas stylie por favor...

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#4 11 years ago

Pile on!!!!! Oh Moosey... mood swings, habits are changing... whats goin on bub? Wanna talk about it?




Moose12

I am also [130.Pz]Gef.Elche Pz

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#5 11 years ago

It was midterm week :(.




stylie

Mas stylie por favor...

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#6 11 years ago

Nice sweep of the forums btw, everything said "Moose12"




Moose12

I am also [130.Pz]Gef.Elche Pz

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#7 11 years ago

Fuck yeah, I woke up, threw some clothes in the wash, then came back and whored up the forums.




[11PzG]matyast

[11PzG] clan leader

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#8 11 years ago
Moose12;4034466Fuck yeah, I woke up, threw some clothes in the wash, then came back and whored up the forums.

You might want to keep that stuff to yourself...:Puzzled:




[WOLF] Ionizer

Do the Squirrel Dance!

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#9 11 years ago

Help for Moose:

stacykeibler.jpg

(note I just sniped the first [non-TOS violating] pic off of a google images search of "hot chicks")




Real-BadSeed

Science experiment

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#10 11 years ago

And the lord said, go forth and reproduce! :D