He's got a problem. The last couple of weeks, he's been off his feed. Slow, dull, missing the joke - it's like he's lost about 15 points of IQ.
FH sex experts (there's only one - Lobo, of course) say the cause is porno occulis maximus, or watching too much porn. Well, okay, it's not just the watching, if you get my drift. We've checked Moose's local chemist and found out he's buying "personal lubricant" by the quart; and he has an endless prescription for Viagra - yet he buys no condoms. You know what I mean, Vern? It's pretty clear what's up.
Help Moose get a grip on the problem. Let him know we support him in his struggle to save his precious bodily fluids.
Most people don't know it, but you actually can eventually run out of it, Moose...
jumjum;4034053Help Moose get a grip on the problem.
:lol: nyuck nyuck nyuck... I won't say anything since you're already thinking it.
Pile on!!!!! Oh Moosey... mood swings, habits are changing... whats goin on bub? Wanna talk about it?
It was midterm week :(.
Nice sweep of the forums btw, everything said "Moose12"
Fuck yeah, I woke up, threw some clothes in the wash, then came back and whored up the forums.
Moose12;4034466Fuck yeah, I woke up, threw some clothes in the wash, then came back and whored up the forums.
You might want to keep that stuff to yourself...:Puzzled:
Help for Moose:
(note I just sniped the first [non-TOS violating] pic off of a google images search of "hot chicks")
And the lord said, go forth and reproduce! :D