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#1 9 years ago

We're told kids have the "right" to An Orgasm A Day! At least according to one arm (hand?) of the National Health Service: NHS tells school children of their "right" to "an orgasm a day" - Telegraph

Okay, I see this is from a single HIV outreach center in Sheffield, not from the headquarters of Big Health Nanny, otherwise known as the National Health Service. AIDS awareness efforts on the average are more "sex forward" in their tactics than those which are designed to disseminate (badda bump bump) general sex information to a wider audience. So they were likely trying for just this kind of hoo-ha from the press. But it's too good to ignore, don't you think?

Besides, if they know the least thing about adolescent males, they know that they can claim their rights to orgasmic freedom several times a day, not just once. Heck, if they have had their orgasmic freedom curtailed for some reason, with the right, er, inspiration they can celebrate their liberty several times an hour. Somehow I don't think this was what Simon de Montfort and the other Barons were trying to get from King John at Runnymede. Still, maybe it was like this...

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20090614-Joao_sem_terra_assina_carta_Magna.jpg "Ye barons shall maintain the habeas corpus, or the right of thine bodies as freemen, even unto the pulling, mashing and kneading of thine puds, which we, John, by the grace of God, king of England, lord of Ireland, duke of Normandy and Aquitaine, and count of Anjou will not lift our royal hand to stop or interfere in, even wearing ye royal glove, or even holding ye royal ten-foot pole..."



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#2 9 years ago

What I don't get is this:

Steve Slack, the director of the Centre for HIV and Sexual Health at NHS Sheffield, who is one of the leaflet's authors, says that instead of promoting teenage sex, it could encourage young people to delay losing their virginity until they are certain they will enjoy the experience.

Umm...what teenager past puberty, with hormones running wild, isn't sure they will enjoy the experience?

And somehow I don't think telling them how awesome sex is going to make them stop and think "hmmm I might not enjoy this...let me wait while..."




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#3 9 years ago

Isn't it obvious? They've reached the point where any idea suggested around the boardroom table is being used. Eventually, they'll hit on the right idea that'll stop the kiddies from humping each other like rabbits.

Just writing this I've heard an add on the radio for condom use. Hopefully they'll give up and accept defeat soon and I can go back to relativly unanoying adverts and the kiddies back to their humping.




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#4 9 years ago

Eat Uranium;4947423Isn't it obvious? They've reached the point where any idea suggested around the boardroom table is being used. Eventually, they'll hit on the right idea that'll stop the kiddies from humping each other like rabbits.

Just writing this I've heard an add on the radio for condom use. Hopefully they'll give up and accept defeat soon and I can go back to relativly unanoying adverts and the kiddies back to their humping.

Heh. You're on the scent. But for the vast majority of the apparatchik class, it isn't as if they give a damn about whatever commission or agency they're attached to until a better gov't gig comes along. It's all about appearing to be doing something. Or, in the immortal words of that great film artiste, Mel Brooks: "We've got to protect our phony baloney jobs, gentlemen. Something must be done immediately! Immediately! Immediately!" YouTube - Blazing Saddles