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MG42Maniac

A man of dubious moral fibre

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#1 12 years ago

Anyone got any more good ones? :p

Your left leg is Christmas and your right leg is easter. Can I come and visit you between the holidays?

Can I buy you a drink? It might make me look better later on tonight.

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a BJ? (No) Do you want to do lunch?

Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.

Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?

I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

I'm an organ donor, and I have an organ you might need

How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button.

What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? (Is it really your birthday?) No, but how about a kiss anyway?

I'm good at algebra. U+I=69

Hi, my name is *insert name here*. I'm funny, financially stable, and have a very interesting DNA structure.

Guy:What has 300 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? Girl: No Guy:My flies

Guy: You remind me of a parking ticket.. Girl: Why? Guy: Because you've got FINE written all over.

*drop ice cube on floor*

say : "now the ice has been broken, fancy a drink"?

Wanna go halves on a baby?

"I bet you cant make your shoulder blades touch"




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#2 12 years ago

quagmire.gif Ghigghiti Ghigghiti! That is so MG!

Guy: How about a ride? Girl: Where' s your car? Guy: I don' t have a car.




MG42Maniac

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#3 12 years ago
Federiker Guy: How about a ride? Girl: Where' s your car? Guy: I don' t have a car.

:lol: I like that one




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#4 12 years ago

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to MG42Maniac again.

The hell with it...




snotvod

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#5 12 years ago

This one works every time: Me: Hi, wanna f*ck? She: with you? haha! Me: yes. She: OK *go to dark alley*




pvt. Allen

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#6 12 years ago

I don't know any on my own, but that was quite amusing.:)




Josey Wales

Save the wales !

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#7 12 years ago

"Need you good community ?"

JW




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#8 12 years ago

I know everything about Melville: I always keep a copy of Moby Dick in my pants.




Bourkey

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#9 12 years ago

I believe you are what you eat. Tomorrow I want to be you




oscar989

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#10 12 years ago

Guy: Are you hurt? Girl: No. Why? Guy: Because I beleive an angel just fell from the sky.