Anyone got any more good ones? :p
Your left leg is Christmas and your right leg is easter. Can I come and visit you between the holidays?
Can I buy you a drink? It might make me look better later on tonight.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a BJ? (No) Do you want to do lunch?
Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?
I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
I'm an organ donor, and I have an organ you might need
How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button.
What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? (Is it really your birthday?) No, but how about a kiss anyway?
I'm good at algebra. U+I=69
Hi, my name is *insert name here*. I'm funny, financially stable, and have a very interesting DNA structure.
Guy:What has 300 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? Girl: No Guy:My flies
Guy: You remind me of a parking ticket.. Girl: Why? Guy: Because you've got FINE written all over.
*drop ice cube on floor*
say : "now the ice has been broken, fancy a drink"?
Wanna go halves on a baby?
"I bet you cant make your shoulder blades touch"
Ghigghiti Ghigghiti! That is so MG!
Guy: How about a ride? Girl: Where' s your car? Guy: I don' t have a car.
Federiker Guy: How about a ride? Girl: Where' s your car? Guy: I don' t have a car.
:lol: I like that one
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to MG42Maniac again.
The hell with it...
This one works every time: Me: Hi, wanna f*ck? She: with you? haha! Me: yes. She: OK *go to dark alley*
I don't know any on my own, but that was quite amusing.:)
"Need you good community ?"
I know everything about Melville: I always keep a copy of Moby Dick in my pants.
I believe you are what you eat. Tomorrow I want to be you
Guy: Are you hurt? Girl: No. Why? Guy: Because I beleive an angel just fell from the sky.