OK, I'm kind of torn on this.
On the one hand, Pirates. On the other hand, Ninjas.
So, I found this and have never looked back:
But ninja's cannot rape and pillage.
Pirates have no skills. Ninjas have no fun. Perplexing indeed.
Remember, FIRST rape, THEN pillage, THEN burn. Got that?
Who said ninjas have no fun? Being able to retract your testicles into your torso sounds like it has the potential for hours of fun.
Pirates do in fact have genitalia. Not proven as far as the ninjas. Or should I say "none-jas"? A heh.
Behold - I've got the answer! Quote from MADDOX's "The Alphabet of Manliness":
"The only thing that can kill a pirate is another pirate."
Im officially pro ninja now. Ninjas have way more stuff. Smoke grenades and tree climbing spikes. Camel toe shoes and sharp stuff they throw on the ground. Although I guess that wouldnt hurt pirates with the wooden legs and all... But chinese stars man!
Girlish ninjas, Yaaaaar /me Captain nolegs spits
LoboGirlish ninjas, Yaaaaar /me Captain nolegs spits
Pirates wear earings... And frilly shirts lobo!