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Fuzzy Bunny

Luke, I am your mother.

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#1 12 years ago

OK, I'm kind of torn on this.

On the one hand, Pirates. On the other hand, Ninjas.

So, I found this and have never looked back:

http://www.piratesversusninjas.net/

Yarrrrh, banzai.




Pasquill

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#2 12 years ago

But ninja's cannot rape and pillage.




stylie

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#3 12 years ago

Pirates have no skills. Ninjas have no fun. Perplexing indeed.




Fuzzy Bunny

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#4 12 years ago

Remember, FIRST rape, THEN pillage, THEN burn. Got that?

Who said ninjas have no fun? Being able to retract your testicles into your torso sounds like it has the potential for hours of fun.




jumjum

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#5 12 years ago

Pirates do in fact have genitalia. Not proven as far as the ninjas. Or should I say "none-jas"? A heh.




MkH^

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#6 12 years ago

Behold - I've got the answer! Quote from MADDOX's "The Alphabet of Manliness":

"The only thing that can kill a pirate is another pirate."




Braun

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#7 12 years ago

Or me.




stylie

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#8 12 years ago

Im officially pro ninja now. Ninjas have way more stuff. Smoke grenades and tree climbing spikes. Camel toe shoes and sharp stuff they throw on the ground. Although I guess that wouldnt hurt pirates with the wooden legs and all... But chinese stars man!




Lobo

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#9 12 years ago

Girlish ninjas, Yaaaaar /me Captain nolegs spits




stylie

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#10 12 years ago
LoboGirlish ninjas, Yaaaaar /me Captain nolegs spits

Pirates wear earings... And frilly shirts lobo!