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H2HSnake

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"Our own Waxx wrote a history for WW2 the 1337. I thought it was worth a repost here. ___________________________________

•7:42PM• "WWII for the 1337" •7:42PM• Hitler is talking to these people •7:42PM• and he's like •7:43PM• "ph34r, i r 1337" •7:43PM• and they are all like, "omgz k" •7:43PM• thus, hitler rises to power in germany •7:43PM• now •7:43PM• the british and french are like "wtf" •7:43PM• so they talk to him •7:43PM• and they're like "d00d wtf r u doing" •7:43PM• now •7:44PM• well •7:44PM• we'll skip in the middle •7:44PM• September 1st, 1939 •7:44PM• Hitler invades poland •7:44PM• the polish are like "omg wtf" •7:44PM• and the germans are like "ph34r" •7:44PM• polish are like "wtf no" •7:44PM• and then the germans pwn them all •7:44PM• poland falls to the germans and becomes source of bad racial jokes for next 100 years •7:45PM• next they march through belgium to go around the maginot line •7:45PM• the french thought they were 1337 with that maginot line, but they were just n00bs •7:45PM• anyhow •7:45PM• with hitler marching through neutral belgium, the british are like "omg wtf" •7:45PM• eventually, hitler gets through poland and begins attackattacking france, bypassing the maginot line and having sex with all the belgian bizatches •7:45PM• the french are like "omg h4x" •7:46PM• and the germans are, again, like "ph34r" •7:46PM• France falls •7:46PM• Britain now becomes involved in active combat against the germans •7:46PM• now, there are about 300,000 british and french soldiers on the beaches of dunkirk •7:47PM• and the germans are coming, they're all like "omgz pwn" •7:47PM• and winston churchill says "n00bs, no" •7:47PM• then all the british begin h4xing •7:47PM• most of those 300,000 men are rescued and pwn another day •7:47PM• things quiet down for a bit •7:48PM• anyway •7:48PM• things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia •7:48PM• so, he does •7:48PM• the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING" •7:48PM• and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz" •7:48PM• the russians fall back, all the way to moscow •7:48PM• and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter •7:49PM• the germans are like "wtf, h4x" •7:49PM• now, the russians are like "omgz pwn" •7:49PM• and so, the russians begin pushing the germans out of the soviet union •7:49PM• so there you have it in europe •7:49PM• but what's happening in the pacific? •7:50PM• now •7:50PM• japanese relations with the US had been deteriorating •7:50PM• in fact, the japanese bought scrap metal off us up until a few days before pearl harbor •7:50PM• the US was just like "omgz k" •7:51PM• and the japs were like "thx" •7:51PM• suddenly, on december 7th, the japanese attack pearl harbor, hawaii •7:51PM• the americans are like "WTF" •7:51PM• and the japanese, like their german allies, are all "omgz ph34r" •7:51PM• seeing as the US had not developed proper h4x yet, they were unable to repel the onslaught •7:52PM• roosevelt orders immediate h4xing, and war is declared upon the empire of japan •7:52PM• the japanese were very 1337 •7:52PM• they really knew how to h4x0rz •7:53PM• so the us suffered a string of defeats •7:53PM• until an obscure island known as midway becomes a very pivotal point on the map •7:53PM• the japanese sent out a 1337 battle fleet to take and occupy midway •7:54PM• the americans, now becoming fluent in their h4xing abilities, managed to h4x the japanese code •7:54PM• and learned of the plot •7:54PM• so they sent out some h4xing vessels...er..i mean aircraft carriers, destroyers, and one or two submarines to deal with the japanese threat •7:54PM• the japanese began their attack on midway •7:55PM• they immediately were like "WTF are these planez0rz and shipz0rz doing here?" •7:55PM• the americans are now like "omgz pwn" •7:55PM• they now had the h4x with them, and sunkz0rz four front line japanese aircraft carriers, a major defeat for the japanese •7:56PM• from this point on, the japanese would be playing a defensive battle for the rest of the war •7:56PM• now, back to europe •7:56PM• the year is now 1944 •7:56PM• the US 8th air force has been pwning the german industry by the air for some time now •7:56PM• the british have been pwning them at night •7:57PM• eisenhower the 1337 feels that it is time to stage the attack on fortress europe •7:57PM• and thus, on june 6, 1944, operation overlord commenced •7:58PM• the germans were like "wtf r they doing here", because we had h4xed them into believing the landing sites would be at calaise, far from the actual landing zones •7:58PM• still, they put up a very 1337 fight •7:58PM• rommel had wanted to use his 1337 panzer divisions to drive the allies into the sea •7:58PM• but hitler was like "Wtf n00b, no, stfu" •7:59PM• because of this, the allies were able to establish a beachhead and begin landing their massive amounts of war materiel •7:59PM• after the beaches, facing the allies were many large bushes called bocage •7:59PM• crisscrossing the french countryside •8:00PM• the germans camped in them, waiting to pwn anyone who dared to go through •8:00PM• this posed a severe problem for the allies •8:00PM• some ingenious engineers, however, devised a contraption that, when fitted to the hull of a tank, could cut through the dense bocage •8:01PM• when the germans first encountered vehicles with these contraptions, they were like "omgz wtf, h4x0rz" •8:01PM• the americans were like "omgz pwn" •8:01PM• though the fight was still tough, and many allied tanks and men were lost •8:02PM• but the germans would not be lasting much longer •8:02PM• with 1337 allied air cover now completely pwning the skies, they could now concentrate on close air support •8:02PM• the germans now got to experience this on the receiving end •8:02PM• needless to say, they were all going "omg wtf" •8:03PM• with the russians having pushed the germans completely out of their homeland, the end was near for the third reich •8:03PM• soon the allies reached the rhine river •8:03PM• the germans, crafty as ever, blew up all the bridges across •8:03PM• except one •8:03PM• then some 1337 allies in some jeepz0rz ran across it •8:03PM• the germans were like "OMGZ H4X" •8:04PM• the allies had entered germany itself •8:04PM• much fighting ensued, and eventually they reached berlin after much pwnage being dealt from both sides •8:04PM• the russians, vengeful as ever, were allowed to enter berlin first •8:04PM• where they proceeded to pwn everything, no matter what in hell it was •8:05PM• hitler comes to his senses and goes "wtf..." •8:05PM• he and his mistress commit suicide in an underground bunker deep in germany •8:05PM• the war in europe is over. •8:06PM• meanwhile in the pacific..... •8:06PM• with the americans having dealt a major blow to the japanese at midway, they press their luck further •8:06PM• they begin pwning islands •8:06PM• island after island falls •8:06PM• iwo jima falls •8:06PM• okinawa falls •8:07PM• not wanting to risk the insanely high casualty rate of an invasion of japan, the president decides to drop two atomic bombs •8:07PM• the japanese are like "d00dz! WTF? H4x! OMFG we're burning alive!" •8:07PM• america is all "D00d! pwnz0r3d bizatches! ph34r 0ur l337 h4x! n00bz!" •8:07PM• world war two is over •8:07PM• everyone goes home and gets laid •8:07PM• the end •8:08PM• with that, gentlemen, i bid you good night"

lolz i think it's l337 lolz (altought i would add a few :)




[21Pz]Stauffenberg

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#2 12 years ago

Saw that before, still fun :lol:




Fuzzy Bunny

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#3 12 years ago

*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.* *Eisenhower has joined the game.* *paTTon has joined the game.* *Churchill has joined the game.* *benny-tow has joined the game.* *T0J0 has joined the game.* *Roosevelt has joined the game.* *Stalin has joined the game.* *deGaulle has joined the game.* Roosevelt: hey sup T0J0: y0 Stalin: hi Churchill: hi Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks! paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks T0JO: lol Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression! benny-tow: haha america sux Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool? Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever Stalin: cool deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy Roosevelt: i dont got **** to help, sry Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me Roosevelt: get antiair guns Churchill: i cant afford them benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is? paTTon: stfu Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army paTTon: yah hurry the fock up Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck *deGaulle has left the game.* Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k? benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair? benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head? Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick ur asses T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u Hitler[AoE]: wtf Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me! T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol benny-tow: haha benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1 T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help Roosevelt: yah thats right ***** im comin for ya Stalin: church help me Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here Stalin: dont be an arss Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late Eisenhower: LOL benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help Hitler: o man ur focked paTTon: oh what now biotch Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol *benny-tow has been eliminated.* benny-tow: lame Roosevelt: gj patton paTTon: thnx Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record Eisenhower: Nuts! benny~tow: wtf that mean? Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cocksocker Stalin: rofl T0J0: HAHAHHAA Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city *Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.* benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL Stalin: OMG LMAO! Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows *Hitler[AoE] has left the game* paTTon: hahahhah T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs benny~tow: shut up noob Roosevelt: haha wut a moron paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now? Eisenhower: yah me too T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol Eisenhower: fock u paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie Stalin: go to hell lol paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk Eisenhower: yah this is gay *Roosevelt has left the game.* Hitler[AoE]: wtf? Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join *tru_m4n has joined the game.* tru_m4n: hi all T0J0: hey Stalin: sup Churchill: hi tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff! tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets T0J0: wtf is nukes? T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl****! *T0J0 has been eliminated.* *The Allied team has won the game!* Eisenhower: awesome! Churchill: gg noobs no re T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck *T0J0 has left the game.* *Eisenhower has left the game.* Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for **** Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss tru_m4n: l8r all benny~tow: bye Churchill: l8r Stalin: fock u all tru_m4n: shut up commie lol *tru_m4n has left the game.* benny~tow: lololol u commie Churchill: ROFL Churchill: bye commie *Churchill has left the game.* *benny~tow has left the game.* Stalin: i hate u all fags *Stalin has left the game.* paTTon: lol no1 is left paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep *paTTon has been eliminated.* paTTon: o sh1t! *paTTon has left the game.*




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#4 12 years ago

Wow to much reading.




FlyGuy45

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#5 12 years ago

Then don't read. I made this one: *looks for thread* If anyone can find it? I seem to have lost it, with my rep thinige.....It was when teh second one was posted.




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#6 12 years ago
H2HSnake ___________________________________ •7:42PM• "WWII for the 1337" •7:42PM• Hitler is talking to these people •7:42PM• and he's like •7:43PM• "ph34r, i r 1337" •7:43PM• and they are all like, "omgz k" •7:43PM• thus, hitler rises to power in germany •7:43PM• now •7:43PM• the british and french are like "wtf" •7:43PM• so they talk to him •7:43PM• and they're like "d00d wtf r u doing" •7:43PM• now •7:44PM• well •7:44PM• we'll skip in the middle •7:44PM• September 1st, 1939 •7:44PM• Hitler invades poland •7:44PM• the polish are like "omg wtf" •7:44PM• and the germans are like "ph34r" •7:44PM• polish are like "wtf no" •7:44PM• and then the germans pwn them all •7:44PM• poland falls to the germans and becomes source of bad racial jokes for next 100 years •7:45PM• next they march through belgium to go around the maginot line •7:45PM• the french thought they were 1337 with that maginot line, but they were just n00bs •7:45PM• anyhow •7:45PM• with hitler marching through neutral belgium, the british are like "omg wtf" •7:45PM• eventually, hitler gets through poland and begins attackattacking france, bypassing the maginot line and having sex with all the belgian bizatches •7:45PM• the french are like "omg h4x" •7:46PM• and the germans are, again, like "ph34r" •7:46PM• France falls •7:46PM• Britain now becomes involved in active combat against the germans •7:46PM• now, there are about 300,000 british and french soldiers on the beaches of dunkirk •7:47PM• and the germans are coming, they're all like "omgz pwn" •7:47PM• and winston churchill says "n00bs, no" •7:47PM• then all the british begin h4xing •7:47PM• most of those 300,000 men are rescued and pwn another day •7:47PM• things quiet down for a bit •7:48PM• anyway •7:48PM• things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia •7:48PM• so, he does •7:48PM• the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING" •7:48PM• and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz" •7:48PM• the russians fall back, all the way to moscow •7:48PM• and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter •7:49PM• the germans are like "wtf, h4x" •7:49PM• now, the russians are like "omgz pwn" •7:49PM• and so, the russians begin pushing the germans out of the soviet union •7:49PM• so there you have it in europe •7:49PM• but what's happening in the pacific? •7:50PM• now •7:50PM• japanese relations with the US had been deteriorating •7:50PM• in fact, the japanese bought scrap metal off us up until a few days before pearl harbor •7:50PM• the US was just like "omgz k" •7:51PM• and the japs were like "thx" •7:51PM• suddenly, on december 7th, the japanese attack pearl harbor, hawaii •7:51PM• the americans are like "WTF" •7:51PM• and the japanese, like their german allies, are all "omgz ph34r" •7:51PM• seeing as the US had not developed proper h4x yet, they were unable to repel the onslaught •7:52PM• roosevelt orders immediate h4xing, and war is declared upon the empire of japan •7:52PM• the japanese were very 1337 •7:52PM• they really knew how to h4x0rz •7:53PM• so the us suffered a string of defeats •7:53PM• until an obscure island known as midway becomes a very pivotal point on the map •7:53PM• the japanese sent out a 1337 battle fleet to take and occupy midway •7:54PM• the americans, now becoming fluent in their h4xing abilities, managed to h4x the japanese code •7:54PM• and learned of the plot •7:54PM• so they sent out some h4xing vessels...er..i mean aircraft carriers, destroyers, and one or two submarines to deal with the japanese threat •7:54PM• the japanese began their attack on midway •7:55PM• they immediately were like "WTF are these planez0rz and shipz0rz doing here?" •7:55PM• the americans are now like "omgz pwn" •7:55PM• they now had the h4x with them, and sunkz0rz four front line japanese aircraft carriers, a major defeat for the japanese •7:56PM• from this point on, the japanese would be playing a defensive battle for the rest of the war •7:56PM• now, back to europe •7:56PM• the year is now 1944 •7:56PM• the US 8th air force has been pwning the german industry by the air for some time now •7:56PM• the british have been pwning them at night •7:57PM• eisenhower the 1337 feels that it is time to stage the attack on fortress europe •7:57PM• and thus, on june 6, 1944, operation overlord commenced •7:58PM• the germans were like "wtf r they doing here", because we had h4xed them into believing the landing sites would be at calaise, far from the actual landing zones •7:58PM• still, they put up a very 1337 fight •7:58PM• rommel had wanted to use his 1337 panzer divisions to drive the allies into the sea •7:58PM• but hitler was like "Wtf n00b, no, stfu" •7:59PM• because of this, the allies were able to establish a beachhead and begin landing their massive amounts of war materiel •7:59PM• after the beaches, facing the allies were many large bushes called bocage •7:59PM• crisscrossing the french countryside •8:00PM• the germans camped in them, waiting to pwn anyone who dared to go through •8:00PM• this posed a severe problem for the allies •8:00PM• some ingenious engineers, however, devised a contraption that, when fitted to the hull of a tank, could cut through the dense bocage •8:01PM• when the germans first encountered vehicles with these contraptions, they were like "omgz wtf, h4x0rz" •8:01PM• the americans were like "omgz pwn" •8:01PM• though the fight was still tough, and many allied tanks and men were lost •8:02PM• but the germans would not be lasting much longer •8:02PM• with 1337 allied air cover now completely pwning the skies, they could now concentrate on close air support •8:02PM• the germans now got to experience this on the receiving end •8:02PM• needless to say, they were all going "omg wtf" •8:03PM• with the russians having pushed the germans completely out of their homeland, the end was near for the third reich •8:03PM• soon the allies reached the rhine river •8:03PM• the germans, crafty as ever, blew up all the bridges across •8:03PM• except one •8:03PM• then some 1337 allies in some jeepz0rz ran across it •8:03PM• the germans were like "OMGZ H4X" •8:04PM• the allies had entered germany itself •8:04PM• much fighting ensued, and eventually they reached berlin after much pwnage being dealt from both sides •8:04PM• the russians, vengeful as ever, were allowed to enter berlin first •8:04PM• where they proceeded to pwn everything, no matter what in hell it was •8:05PM• hitler comes to his senses and goes "wtf..." •8:05PM• he and his mistress commit suicide in an underground bunker deep in germany •8:05PM• the war in europe is over. •8:06PM• meanwhile in the pacific..... •8:06PM• with the americans having dealt a major blow to the japanese at midway, they press their luck further •8:06PM• they begin pwning islands •8:06PM• island after island falls •8:06PM• iwo jima falls •8:06PM• okinawa falls •8:07PM• not wanting to risk the insanely high casualty rate of an invasion of japan, the president decides to drop two atomic bombs •8:07PM• the japanese are like "d00dz! WTF? H4x! OMFG we're burning alive!" •8:07PM• america is all "D00d! pwnz0r3d bizatches! ph34r 0ur l337 h4x! n00bz!" •8:07PM• world war two is over •8:07PM• everyone goes home and gets laid •8:07PM• the end •8:08PM• with that, gentlemen, i bid you good night"

That Luddendorf's bridge on Rhine was captured by lieutenant Timmerman's company wich had no jeep support though.;)




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#7 12 years ago

Did you really have to quote it all? :P




pvt. Allen

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#8 12 years ago
FlyGuy45Did you really have to quote it all? :P

I wanted to mark that I was refering to the first text.:D




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#9 12 years ago

Sorry for the people who found this funny, but that was the lamest thing I ever half-read.




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#10 12 years ago

I love it!

Although the one on BG is better then the other one which I have readed over about 6,000 times..




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