Bit off topic I know: WW1 during Battle of the Somme Couple of Aussies are trodding along in the mud and see a British officer stuck up to his neck in it. They run up to him and then try to pull him out. After several attempts and beginning to feel tired with no luck they take a break. The officer then speaks up: Wait a second chaps, give her another go, I'll get my feet out of the stirrups If you don't get it...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stirrup
Safe-KeeperCan't. It revolves around puns, so translating it would take all the fun out of it. Learn German, you lazy b****d:p!
So whats the german one?