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FlyGuy45

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#1 10 years ago
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#2 10 years ago

lol

Reminds me.

last night on youtube I watched a lesbian fisting tutorial. They were using a dead chicken for the, well you know.




[WOLF] Ionizer

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#3 10 years ago

My question is: How do they make the "reservoir tip?"

Also, taking 3 minutes to dry and making weird hissing noises would be a BIG turnoff. [COLOR="Blue"]"Okay baby, I just need to stick it in here for a few minutes and then we'll get it on!"[/COLOR] (a couple minutes pass) [COLOR="DarkOrchid"]"Oh god! What's that horrible noise? It sounds like rattlesnake is sucking you off!"[/COLOR] [COLOR="Blue"]"Umm, I think that's normal..."[/COLOR] (a couple more minutes pass) [COLOR="Blue"]"Alright! All done. You ready for some loving, baby?"[/COLOR] [COLOR="DarkOrchid"] "You know what? I'm not in the mood anymore."[/COLOR]

Yea, so, I think it needs a little more R&D...




Von Mudra

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#4 10 years ago

Maybe its self expanding for the tip? o_O I wouldn't want to know how it would feel to have that kind of a um...blockage....

All in all, quite scary.




Moose12

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#5 10 years ago

Sire_Apple;4509429lol

Reminds me.

last night on youtube I watched a lesbian fisting tutorial. They were using a dead chicken for the, well you know.

Wait wait wait, what?




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#6 10 years ago

Hmm, I figured that would get your attention Elche.:lol:

YouTube - Lesbian Fisting 101




Archimonde0_0

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#7 10 years ago

YouTube - Chicken Fisting For Beginners!:D

....words don't express my feelings




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#8 10 years ago

Hah! That one is better cause the gals don't look like men.




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#9 10 years ago

Sire_Apple;4510292Hmm, I figured that would get your attention Elche.:lol:

YouTube - Lesbian Fisting 101

That there, is extremely disturbing...




jumjum

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#10 10 years ago
'[WOLF Ionizer;4509924']My question is: How do they make the "reservoir tip?"...

Hmmm. I'm thinking there might be some dangerous pressure buildups, maybe even backblasts. The ER docs will figure it out pretty soon:

Paramedic: "Doc, Hurry! We've got another traumatic amputation of the penis!"

ER Doctor: "Are there teeth marks?"

Paramedic: "Uh, no. It's like it has been pulled off, not bitten. And there are some shreds of a balloon all mixed up in what is left."

ER Doc: "Ah, another spray-on condom backblast. I'm afraid there's nothing we can do. Damn! Why won't Congress act to ban this devil's brew? We have thousands of young men limping around out there with mangled penises and 2-inch erections, all because they thought it would be cool to spray on a rubber with no resorvoir tip!"




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