Things I learned from Call of Duty! -1 reply

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Safe-Keeper

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#1 12 years ago
  1. Germans speak German, but Russians speak English - with a Russian accent.
  2. Bullet-proof German radios could sustain everything from bullets to a direct hit with a bazooka grenade (the special yellow glow-in-the-dark radios employed at some locations did not have this feature).
  3. German secret documents were phosphorous, glowing bright yellow.
  4. The Panzerfaust, Panzershreck and Bazooka were potent close-combat weapons.
  5. Tanks were impervious to grenades, except if the grenade exploded from within (the hatches couldn't be locked), in which case it reduced the vehicle to a smoldering hulk.
  6. Stalin spelled his name the Western way (Joseph instead of Yosif).
  7. It takes only one British commando to over-power the crew of a German cruiser, or the security personnel of an important dam.
  8. The siege of Pavlov's House lasted for 30 minutes.



stylie

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#2 12 years ago

You forgot: 9. Every high place has a sniper or sniper rifle. 10. No town is escapable. Every road out is an impenetrable force field or a 5-foot pile of unclimbable debris...




AussieZaitsev

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#3 12 years ago

11. Germans held the secrets to time travel and used this to accelerate thier weapons armament and equipment




pvt. Allen

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#4 12 years ago

Corrections: 1. Russians speak english with more scotish accent. 6. Josif infact or eocup if you'll try to write cyrilican in romanian alphabeth. You also forgot about: 12. Infantry weapons are only knocking down Geramns at first, it always takes second burst to kill the Gerry. 13. Messerschmits were packed with tons of explosives to create nice effects in case of RAF bomber gunner shooting them in a wing. 14. Panzerfaust was the real German Wunderwaffe killing every tank with frontal hit, it was so secret infact that even Germans didn't knew about it's ability. 15. At Pegasus bridge seemingly Von Luck's units have broken order to wait for Hitler's decision. 16. 101st decided to give a hand in man to 82nd at Ste Mere Eglise in proportion: 80:1. 17. M36 helmet could protect the owner from any bullet.




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#5 12 years ago

18. Simply by waiting a few seconds, any soldier could be completely healed.




stylie

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#6 12 years ago

19. Also, Russians do not believe in the following phrase... "The shortest distance between two points is a straight line." No, instead of saving valuable wartime copper and lives, they like to string communications lines though buildings, up steps, out the window, across an MG covered street, through the alleyway blah blah blah.




H2HSnake

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#7 12 years ago

the fact they speak half english is that 20.Russians in WWII where very noble and educated nation,didn't You know that?. 21. In WWII participated only US,GB,USSR and Germans.3 parts of COD clearly tells that.




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#8 12 years ago

Don't forget

22. Most combat infantry, beyond selected "main dudes", had only a very limited vocabulary, repeating the same phrases over and over. 23. Germans manning 88s were protected by invisible force-fields that negated the blast effects of grenades. Only when they got out of the 88.. 24. All rifles and SMGs can be quickly reloaded with strange numbers of bullets. 25. Germans only had Panzer IIs




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#9 12 years ago

LOL this thread is funny. I havent played COD in awhile and found it last night, I almost installed it, but I didnt feel like going through boot camp again! Speaking of old games, anyone have World War II Fighters? B00004XRBB.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg I used to love it, it was for 95/98. You had to do some rigga rigga to get it to work with 2K. I have no idea about XP. Anyone know if you can?




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#10 12 years ago
9. Every high place has a sniper or sniper rifle.

Holds true for Forgotten Hope as well. Every damned church in Europe apparently has a sniper rifle hidden away in its bell-tower. Makes you wonder;)...

13. Messerschmits were packed with tons of explosives to create nice effects in case of RAF bomber gunner shooting them in a wing.

You have to love how all the planes explode in that bomber sequence:D.

18. Simply by waiting a few seconds, any soldier could be completely healed.

That's COD2. We're talking the original here;).

26. A C-47 Skytrain can crash-land fifty metres away from a German fortification without being heard (or was Pegasus guarded by a division of deaf soldiers:confused:?).