Rule#1: Bring a Bigger Gun!
2nd October 2003
Just not in the way those infected with BDS imagined.....
U.S. considers Tehran office to issue visas
Rice 'determined' to reach out to people of Islamic republic
Nicholas Kralev Tuesday, June 24, 2008
With the U.S. and Iran barely on speaking terms for nearly three decades, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice dropped an eyepopping hint Monday that the U.S. is considering a visa office in Iran to draw more Iranian visitors to the United States.
"We do have the station in Dubai where [Iranians] can get visas, but we know that it's difficult for Iranians sometimes to get to Dubai," Miss Rice said during a flight to Berlin on Monday.
"We want more Iranians visiting the United States," she said. "We want the efforts that we've engaged in to have Iranian artists in the United States, American sports people in Iran. We are determined to find ways to reach out to the Iranian people," she said.
US may open diplomatic outpost in Iran
By MATTHEW LEE and ANNE GEARAN
WASHINGTON (AP) — The Bush administration is considering setting up a diplomatic outpost in Iran in what would mark a dramatic official U.S. return to the country nearly 30 years after the American embassy was overrun and the two nations severed relations.
Shit, im going to build a nuclear bunker on my garden, btw, do you think iran has nuclear weapons? i think, its a Lie, for military propaganda..
^ i doubt it, i don't think they have the resources even if they do there still a LONG way to go from there in building a nuke
*TRA* Spsk. Pilotka VVS
22nd June 2005
Wohoho! Two more years and I will be drafted! Can't wait!11!!11
29th January 2005
Heh I just finished playing through the last level of the American campaign in COD4 so dont scare me like that! I dont wanna get drafted then nuked by some radical crazy :(.
But hey, at least we're trying diplomacy, lets see how it goes.
12th June 2004
It's ok, i'll take care of the women when you are all gone to the desert. Mouahaha
Write heavy; write hard.
11th April 2005
Rafterman;4401864Just not in the way those infected with BDS imagined.....
I found this at Sickipedia, The Free Uncyclopedia*[INDENT]BDS - a terrible and cruel disease, for which no real cure is currently known. First documented in 1999 and then rapidly spreading, the malady chiefly affects otherwise rational persons, causing them such brain damage that higher brain functions are significantly disrupted and impaired, such as the ability to reason or form logical (sometimes even barely coherent) trains of thought. BDS patients become obsessed with vast conspiracy theories and complex plots on an international scale. They fixate on fantasies of oppression and ludicrously improbably wrongs done them; and have been known to nurse the same obviously baseless grievances for as much as nine years.
BDS is distinguishable from standard clinical "Schizophrenia, Paranoid Type" (Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, Fourth Edition [DSM-IV], section 295.30) in that the typical paranoid schizophrenic is not as detached from reality as the BDS patient. The disease resembles Alzheimer's as well, in that sufferers lose huge chunks of memory - particularly painful memories or those which might prove inconvenient or embarrassing in one of their constant debates.
The "De-Rangers" as they are known become so obsessed with winning debates that they cannot engage in almost any human interaction without behaving in a manner which most uninfected persons find grossly offensive, not to mention extremely tiresome. A most curious symptom involves public marching, chanting and/or singing as a way to draw attention to their pitifully transparent claims of wrongs having been done them and other BDS sufferers. Often there is an increased desire, if not ability, of the infected to engage in painting, drawing or sculpting a figure of a man being hung by the neck on a gallows. It almost goes without mention that they are particularly adept at obsessively arguing on the internet, and have raised "trollery" to a new art form.
Some neurologists posit that initial stage of the disease begins when a hanging chad of intra-cranial plaque is dislodged and enters the bloodstream, thus blocking the free flow of oxygen to the brain, mimicing a stroke. However, the route of infection causing the chad-plaque is unknown. All that is known is that BDS is contagious, and that otherwise healthy persons become infected when they have extended contact with persons already suffering from the disease. There is some evidence to suggest that strict quarantine in an uncontaminated and mentally healthy environment can significantly reduce the severity of symptoms. Sometimes outbreaks never return unless re-contamination occurs. Unfortunately, family and friends soon abandon the BDS sufferer inasmuch as he or she becomes so insulting and unpleasant that every contact is intensely unpleasant.
For now medical science can only tell the healthy to avoid all contact with any person who acts like a raving lunatic obsessed with a single issue. Physicians are this moment debating the feasibility of and ethical considerations regarding treating BDS patients as rabid animals and having them destroyed immediately with a poisonous but humane cocktail administered intravenously.
[/INDENT]This all sounds rather extreme to me. I'll have to reserve judgment.
* "Fake But Persuasive" (tm) "Where Deceit Wears A Tuxedo" (tm) "When You Care Enough To Lie Convincingly" (tm)
Requiescat in Pace
20th March 2008
Well nice to have known you guys. I'll see you after the apocalypse!
Feindlichen Panzer gesichtet!
1st November 2004
the last concert of the "U.S. World Domination tour"