Tell that to my large round belly. No, my muscle strength is only adequate enough so that I can move. All the excess is fat. Keep in mind also that muscle is, I think, heavier than fat.
I can dislocate my jaw, one side at a time or entirely, which makes a gross cracking sound,like when you break an asparagus in two and to put it back together again i have to push it up with my hand. It's especially fun to do at family dinners and parties :p
LOL can you eat medium sized mammals and then be good for a few weeks???
stylieLOL can you eat medium sized mammals and then be good for a few weeks???
Thats a LOL xd
LOL I have double jointed fingers that i can bend backwards in a sharp curve. I too can also flap my ears, great in hot weather btw. :giggle:
i can make noises with my stomach when i drink a lot of water/ im hungry :D:p
Well, I'm quite an odd Frenchy: I can eat one-pound cheeseburgers at the local Fuddruckers restaurants without a problem, and still have room for fries (potato wedges really). Although I think the reason for that is because the one-pound burgers at the nearby Fuddruckers are really more like half pound runts. Dunno, but they always seem too small to be a pound to me (I should bring a scale). (In all honesty, I haven't actually visited a Fuddruckers in a year, and when I did it was only once every few months.) Maybe it's all that cheese I eat that gives me this fat. Give me my daily Gruyère cheese or I'll go mad. It controls my life. My quip among my friends is that I let the soldiers in Battlefield 1942/Mario games/whatever in the screen do the exercising for me. I mean look at this equation that describes me: French-Italian love for fattening, tasteful, delicious foods + American lifestyle of cars instead of walking, no hard manual labor, and eating dinner as the primary meal instead of lunch = FAT. I don't even snack between meals or eat potato chips or that other fat people stereotype stuff. Hey, I mean, being fat has its advantages. Like when you get stuck in the middle of the desert. The skinny people will all die before you, because you have all that extra nourishment :D. Or, or, or, if I decide to hibernate, I'll be well prepared. Yep.
I take what n0e says way too seriously
9th April 2005
both of my pinky finger's end joints bend back 90 degrees.
also, i can crack nearly every joint in my body: neck upper back lower back elbows all finger joints knees ankles all toe joints
and i can make my heart skip up to 3 beats.
I can do this
lol, i used to be able to do that, but then i got contacts so contacts + rolling eyelids = contacts lodged deep inside of my head. my mom always told me i would go blind if i kept doing it. maybe she was right