i actually think of this idea when i was hungry...
And we love it :D
Irma le douche anyone? :D Soldiers have to sleep too D: And the french should get those awesome round flat hats 8)
Oooh, drunk too! One side captures a flag which happens to have a distillery, and everybody starts swigging the brandy. And then when everybody is reeling, in comes the enemy ftw. Heh, we could simulate drunkenness by extended use of the "disabled" status. (Or maybe that would be the hangover!)
Let's see: food, hookers, sleep, alcohol. We'll just call it "FH - The Sims".