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#1 11 years ago

how bout puttin in the NASHORN or the rhino as a tank destroyer, mostly used on the eastern front, it would be a fun hard hitting add on:beer:




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#2 11 years ago

Anything that destroys pantz0rs is GOD-LIKE in my book of tricks.

HA HA LOOK AT MY PANTZ0R. MY PANTZ0R IS INVINCIBL*blam*ACH SCHEISSE, VHOT HAS HAPPENED TO MY PANZT0R?

Now all we need is more non-pantz0r pantz0r destroyers.

<3




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#3 11 years ago

FuzzyBunny;3552016Anything that destroys pantz0rs is GOD-LIKE in my book of tricks.

HA HA LOOK AT MY PANTZ0R. MY PANTZ0R IS INVINCIBL*blam*ACH SCHEISSE, VHOT HAS HAPPENED TO MY PANZT0R?

Now all we need is more non-pantz0r pantz0r destroyers.

<3

Those tactical nuke lobbing ISU's will always have your back. ;)




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#4 11 years ago
The 13th Raptor;3552066Those tactical nuke lobbing ISU's will always have your back. ;)

You know, when I played netrek I was always hanging out in a starbase or battleship -- FAT BITCH ftw. In fact, we took the championship belt (finally) over Carnegie Mellon in 1996 by having me in my overweight chariot of mayhem sitting on the NorthEast planet (ORI) and tearing the living shit out of el0g and Kevin's feeble attempts at incursion into our space (did this make even a modicum of sense to you? No? Study up, padawan bitch.)

In all games before I played FH, I always went for the BIG SHIPS. BIG TANKS. The ogre, the BOLO, whatever weighed most with the BFG. Used to be a time when, in online games, size was a liability, and he with the mostest had to defend hisself against hordes of overly enthusiastic third-raters with gnat-like NOD bikes yapping at his flanks.

Turns out, bigger isn't always funner, as evidenced by the hordes of Tiger whores and Panther weenies hanging out in over-gunned, excess armored rumbling mobile scrapheaps, wantonly tearing new orifices, seemingly at will among the clue-deficient dribbling hordes of Soviet mobile meat.

That's why I ecstatically stain my pants at any chance to put paid to the black tight pantsed wannabe menace with my highly mobile M8 scout bomber, with my bridgetop-lurking PIAT trooper and my friends in the Typhoon, giggling gleefully at the PLANES AND AT INFANTRY ARE OVERPOWERED whingeing rising pathetically from the smouldering wreckage of the hun armor whore.

The ISU, how should I say it, they have cost me more in dry cleaning bills, have caused our maid to tear out her short and curlies in frustration at the sticky stains left on our keyboards. Much like nazi Germany's supposed military genius and might finally confronted with a Monty, a Patton and a Zukhov, the sausage-eating menace from the center of the Bavarian foothills is left shorn of its ridiculous pencil eraser mustache by the RUMBLING INVINCIBLE PILE OF WHOOPASS that is the ISU.

I thank the man who came up with that map. It makes me giggle with glee every time an Elefant, a Tiger, a Panther waltzing invincibly across the steppes goes up in flames, with a gigantic fluorescent "WTF????" comic book speech bubble rising up among its rapidly incandescing pile of razorblades and ubermensch. It is as close to the really expensive cigarette after a triple-orgasm Lucy Liu-Uma Thurman-Angelina Jolie foursome as you can possibly get.

Suck it down, Hans, you fickle bitch, there is a new fat boy in town. The emperor has no pants (note the subtle allegory, oh you supposedly invincible panzer whores sitting on your hilltop on a map without the realistic overwhelming air support that is due an Allied army bearing down on your doomed and quaking teutonic ass.)

Ah, the love. Die, bitch, die, the word on the street is "PULL!"




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#5 11 years ago

I'm not the type for swearing but..

What the [COLOR=Red]FUCK?! :p [/COLOR]




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#6 11 years ago

I hate panzers. They're like fat armored bloated ticks with a license to scorewhore. It makes me cream my pants to see the little bitches go up in flames, mmkay?




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#7 11 years ago

I agree. I love the whizzing of a PIAT followed by a loud boom. Best thing about those big tanks is that they are so loud it's hard to hear the sound of small AT weapons going off.




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#8 11 years ago

Great, we're back at step 1 again on the suggestion cycle.




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#9 11 years ago

i love the sound of AT soldiers getting rittled by panzer mg bullets and then acouple of allied tanks burning in the horizon by german panzers or tank destroyers. ill take one of those any day especcially a big fat armored one. I also love listening to jazz and having picnics on the beach sipping fine wine




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#10 11 years ago

i love to rush tigers and shoot my wimpy guns at them (especally when you get on top of the turret and they cant get you :p )