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Ugly Duck

lolerskates

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#1 12 years ago

Since the first release is going to be the African Campaign, I figured the Luftwaffle would be the obvious choice if a map like Alpenfestung was made. The golden brown coloring would fit perfectly with the desert enviroment. The generous supply of indentations could be used to hold bombs, allied tanks beware. The round profile, as opposed to square or any number of kiddie oriented designs would be prefferable, seeming the most aerodynamic. Perhaps the top indentations, those not holding ordnance, could be removed to make room for the cockpit and the rest filled in to improve aerodynamics even more. It would, of course, fly like a UFO. The luftwaffle... the pinnacle of German aviation.




Fuzzy Bunny

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#2 12 years ago

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/44436

"The new German Luftwaffle chain offers waffles and overwhelming air superiority."




Yossarian

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#3 12 years ago

I'm for it.

However, you've left out a very crucial decision in its design.

Syrup or fruit?




FlyGuy45

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#4 12 years ago

We need Anti Pastery shells!




Fuzzy Bunny

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#5 12 years ago

YossarianI'm for it.

However, you've left out a very crucial decision in its design.

Syrup or fruit?

Well considering the tight pants sexually insecure factor of panzer jockeys, I'd say we can draw the same conclusion about Luftwaffle pilots. I say fruit.




FlyGuy45

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#6 12 years ago

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StrangerThanFiction

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#7 12 years ago

"We shall eat on the beaches, we shall eat on the landing grounds, we shall eat in the fields and in the streets, we shall eat in the hills..."




Ugly Duck

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#8 12 years ago
YossarianI'm for it. However, you've left out a very crucial decision in its design. Syrup or fruit?

Powdered Sugar for winter maps.




Unkn0wn

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#9 12 years ago

Belgian Waffles outdo the German Luftwaffle by FAR!




hslan.Schwabenpfeil

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#10 12 years ago

Nope, Belgians do much better French Fries. With lots of Mayonnaise.

For the Luftwaffle I demand sugar and cinnamon for historical accurate des(s)ert experience.

Luftwaffle airfield in Cakeheim: BergischeKnusperwaffeln.jpg Note: The metal thing is the crane that positions the single Luftwaffle unit on the runway.