Being An FH Smacktard - The Complete Guide! -1 reply

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NoCoolOnesLeft

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#71 13 years ago
Sgt. KrotchrotI don't know NCOL, I think your still holding out hope that you can change them of there ways.

To be honest. I'm not holding out any hope. Let smacktards be smacktards. They're funny, annoying, and make me pissed off all at the same time. True, they are a part of online play, but like Donuts said, no reason why we cant make fun of them!




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#72 13 years ago
NoCoolOnesLeftI've been kamikazie'd several times because some people lack the brain cells to effectively learn to bomb a target or even strafe in a trajectory that doesnt involve slaming into a building or tree.

um i rember a few days back in El Al i was in the spitfire and was out of ammo and found a blitz full up with people, i had nothing to shot at them so what was i going to do? let them cap a flag? NO i Kamikazie'd into them, theres nothing wrong with that right?




NoCoolOnesLeft

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#73 13 years ago

I dunno. As long as you shout either 'Allah Ackbar' or 'Kamikazie' several seconds before actually making contact with the said vehicle, then yes, I guess there isnt anything wrong with that.




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#74 13 years ago

well i did say "HAHA look at me" and i saw just as i hit "YOU ASSHOLE"




DarthWoo

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#75 13 years ago

Planes just seemingly fell out of the sky repeatedly during a very long round of Breakthrough. I had capped the west flag on the British side of the river, and taken the leftover Panther. Instead of recklessly heading into the other occupied side of the map, I decided to wait around and defend the bridge. Tank after tank (and the occasional swimmer) kept trying to cross the bridge, but I held them back without much return fire. A few minutes later, planes kept trying to strafe me, but to no avail. Suddenly I notice that these same planes are all crashing very close to me for no good reason. One guy tried at least three times within two minutes, and he did do me a good bit of damage from a couple near-hits. (He had something like a 0.1 KDR by the end.) I eventually went across the river to help my team in their assault, and was finally killed a while later when I was caught out in the open by yet another kamikaze. Now I ask you, was their attempted justification that they were so unsuccessful in taking me down on the ground and with conventional air power that ramming me was their only alternative just stupid or what?




[21Pz]Stauffenberg

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#76 13 years ago

Real life smacktards: attachment.php?attachmentid=45536&stc=1&d=1137931493 BIG FH SMACKTARD (had to reduce quality to make sure noone recognizes this smacktard :naughty: )

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GeRmAn~BRATWURST

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#77 13 years ago

stolen from Secret Weapons: the Me666 Pantherella Hope we'll see him in FH2... :rolleyes:




It's Happy Fun Ball!

aka Killed in First Minute

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#78 13 years ago

LOL, that first picture, I did that for real in the Forest Service once! To be fair, I was just following the truck ahead of me, he made it through, I stalled in the middle of the river. Then, the water started coming in around our feet... That was a very bad feeling, let me tell you!