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Jetro

There's a satchel on your tank

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6th December 2004

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#21 13 years ago

A time I was in an apc that ended up on a very steep grade, sliding into a river. I bailed only to have the thing crush me as soon as I stepped out.




FlyGuy45

*TRA* Spsk. Pilotka VVS

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#22 13 years ago

Riflenade+Fighter=Owned

Meuse. Me and Nasser got in a GMC and went into the city,from the German way.We where Allies(capped hill) and decided to go into the city where 4 Gerries where as I turned to nail the Gerries where behind the Church fence....

I GET TKED.

Staghound shot me in plane I bailed hit tree and he got point.....

RO..... Me and my pal Dmitiry,where putting along in a T-34. I see a lone infantry guy so I hear dmitiry say wait,but I floor I go and BOOm he had a faust and my wreck slides literally next to him....




Kurb King

All my base are belong to n0e

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11th April 2005

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#23 13 years ago

On Gazala an allied solider had stolen a P4 F2 and was camping in the hills near the axis base. I drop 2 expacks on him they blow and he is burning so he bails out and falls down a steep hill his tank was disabled near. I chase after him, we fire a few shots at each other with our rifles but we get into a knife fight (.6 days so this part lasted a while) Anyways the tank he bailed out of was either destroyed by another or it just blew.

All of a sudden I die, as the view zooms out over my body I see my adversary laying dead right next to me and a destroyed tank rolling down the hill. The tank had blown up and rolled down the hill and crushed both of us. :lol::lol::lol:




Neighbor Kid

Pro Sherman Tanker

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31st July 2004

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#24 13 years ago

When i drove my IS2 on i think it was seelow heights and i ran over an ammo box sent my dam tank about say 200+ ft in the air came down barrel down and clashed with a il2 in mid air dam funny i thought whats the liklyness of that happening?




FatJoe

Terrorist

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13th May 2003

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#25 13 years ago

Ohh.. If I'm allowed to pull a BFV one in here, I accidentaly took out half of my team (a full 32player server) when someone playing a frog decided to jump infront of my incoming law, which, with my accurate calculation, should have whizzed past about 8 soldiers hiding, behind a corner, from a tank.

Needless to say, I got kicked for excessive teamkilling. :rolleyes:




Who_Flung_Poo?

No I don't know who did.

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4th November 2003

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#26 13 years ago

Would have to be while playing Guadal Canal. I was playing AT and Jap armor was nowhere to be seen and the flag I was defending was being harrased by an Achi-Val. So I take it upon myself to defend my post with what I have available. After surviving 4 runs and popping off a round each time I finally connect when the comes in on a shallow run trying to damage the newly spawned tanks.




AussiePepsi

Addicted to GF

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20th December 2004

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#27 13 years ago

I was in a Prinz Eugene and there where swarms of swordfish bugging my ship so as one flew off into the distance just for a bit of fun i fired my 8" at its direction and i got it! lol.

I couldn't even see the plane anymore




Guest

I didn't make it!

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#28 13 years ago

Two words, grasshopper- pwnage.

I went on a twelve man killing spree in a grasshopper by running into them all. (these were bots mind you so it's not that surprising) Then I crashed into a KT, didn't do any damage to the KT but that's ok:p

Another good one was on Arnhem. I'm sitting in the 6pdr by the bridge and I shoot a Tiger as it rolls over. The kubel and a hanomag crash into the Tiger and both explode along with full compliments of soldiers in each. Bots again, no surprise.

Dice Midway- Again, with bots(I only play SP) I decide to grab the unused LST/cargo ship thingy and I go on a sinking spree with it all on my own. I sunk the Jap carrier three times and the destroyer twice before the short gun sunk me.




NoCoolOnesLeft

My Blood Is Olive Drab

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19th November 2003

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#29 13 years ago
The 13th RaptorIt wasnt so bad, if i remember correctly he killed me when i tried to go steal his m36, and then again when he came BASECAMPING.

My God. What the Hell is it with you WOLF Admins and 'basecamping'?

"Look, he's several thousand miles away. He'll take days t-BASECAMPING!"




Tas

Serious business brigade

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4th September 2004

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#30 13 years ago

NoCoolOnesLeftMy God. What the Hell is it with you WOLF Admins and 'basecamping'?

"Look, he's several thousand miles away. He'll take days t-BASECAMPING!"

OMG liek u were almost IN teh axis base noob wtf

Seriously, you were pretty close, i didnt care to much, besides, i was kidding! :lol: