Tell us about the amusing things you seen in FH, from chat to amusing vehicle incidents. Here's one I got tonight on a game of Arnhem. Kubelwagon drives across Arnhem bridge and smashes into the back of a Puma. 50 cent and Snoop Dog are no more. And a comment I made after several lag attacks: Nurdy: *Stabs the Lag gnome in the eyes and ass with his knife*
On Arnhem once I was standing in the wreckage overlooking the bridge, and I saw a British AT guy fire a PIAT at a Kubelwagon, hit it, and its wreckage prcceed to bowl him over.
i love it when noobs try to kamikaze your tank with their plane, and they completely miss and smack dead in the ground :lol:
When some genius drives a fully manned landingcraft on a mine-on-a-pole in omaha. That's quite funny, before I flame him the hell up.
when you see some one panzerfaust a gyrocopter
Well, the one time when in Orel's eastern flag I shot into the building with my T34, and the German hiding inside flew out of the chimney was quite damn funny :chuckle:
Once in Berlin Outskirts my wireless keyboard ran out of batteries mid-game (usually it's the damn mouse that runs out - of course always mid-game!) and then my uncontrollable IS-2 proceeded to move on forward into that pond or whatever it is, and I of course blew up :chuckle:
Today in Kharkov I shot down a plane that was coming at me. I hit it with the main gun of my T34, and then the wreck came on me and blew me up.
Once in El Alamein I drove downhill to the west from the main allied base, with a Sherman. Well, the thing topped over, and I jumped out... the Sherman had started it's own bouncy bouncing, like the Matilda wrecks do. Only it hadn't blown up. I looked at it for a while wondering what to do. It then started burning. I ran to it and applied the wrench on it a bit, and suddenly it stopped bouncing. So I repaired it and moved on. I wonder what the heck caused that bouncing. Was quite weird being inside it when it started bouncing.
Getting smashed to death in a Ha-Go when colliding with a jeep can be hilarious sometimes, depending on the mood when it happens ;)
Explosions throwing people around can have some weird side effects at times, like that chimney thing. It has happened a couple of times that I shoot at someone, he flies and lands on top of a hill or a building, unharmed. If I recall correctly one such occurence ended up with me being blown up by the infantrymans AT weapon, since he had a perfect angle to hit my roof :rolleyes:
Once in Arnhem I was playing with my brother and Dancing Jesus (who I've also seen posting here sometimes). Well, all three of us happened to be at one point in the German main base. I jokingly typed "Dance, Jesus, Dance!" out of boredom, since he was jumping around and stuff. Well, that suggestion made him go into a frenzy, starting to spin, jump, do pronespins etc etc like crazy. It was damn hilarious. Of course you would've had to see it, just telling isn't funny, but no can do 'bout that :uhm:
Can't think of anything else right now, too tired.
On alpenshit, this plane was coming toward me and I got a tank shell spot on into the cockpit, Ive always wanted to do that :D
Crete - I was flying in the cargo bay of Ju-52, the plane was full (15-20 ppl). The pilot wasn't smart and flown direct to the british AA, i stood near the bailing door, when they opened i pushed the "up" arrow to walk forward and jump off the plane, when i was just jumping out, a huge explosion pushed me out of the plane, i was the only one that survived,the whole kill-bar was like "Guy[killed]guy2,3,4,5....." I typed "LOL", and then the AA shell got me :D ...
Once i was flying the FW-190 on El Al, when i saw a spitfire, i took a big roll and zoom, i was on his tail, i fired both cannon types at the bastard, the black smoke started to come from his "avionette".When he pulled his plane up, he bailed out, and all of the sudden, he fell on my "hood" in mid-air and died, it scared the shit out of me and i crashed into a hill
LOL Hemut....that'd scare anybody! Should've taken a sceenie.
on alpenfestung i was driving along in my sherman and one of those komets comes outta nowhere and makes a nose dive for me just before it hit my tank i could hear the german inside shouting "DUETSCHLAND!"
On Charlie sector a noob on the axis side layed 4 tnt packs at the bunker door while everyine was in the tunnel waiting for the americans and blew up everysingle person in the bunker and the 2 mg42's.... he earned himself a -26 score!
I got accused of hacking on Gold because i had an m1 garrand from the c47 wreck!
But the funniest moment came on Guadalcanal with a massive knife fight.It was like a fight club.First the noobs would fight with everyone crowded round and then everyone would brawl.I got owned by Bong james bong and i think evil cookie or olive came out victorius.The fighting was so close people were tking each other :D