No worse than the passengers who enjoy dropping expacks/grenades inside the plane...
I have one pretty funny one from Gazala, a long time ago, so I don't recall any names. I was the Germans, and I was waiting on the airfield for a 109 to spawn, and also looking at the noobs supposedly doing the same thing, but without pilot gear on. Anyway, so I'm doing that, no planes are spawning, look at the minimap, they are still in the air. And since I'm in a flying mood, I stay there and wait. Seconds later I here a honking noise and turn around to see a British trooper in a kubelwagen come barreling at me, running my ass over. But that is not the funny part. The funny part is, that after he did that, he continued to drive around in random circles and patterns, honking his horn the whole time, running over other members of my team. It was hilarious watching him honk and drive and squash a few paople trying to kill him with th mp40. He seriously got like 10 kills there. So after I respawn, I have the panzerfaust class guy, I run in his general direction, and try to faust him up close. The damn thing misses, foolowed by more incessent honking, and him turning to come after me. Well, someone else had the idea to faust him, but gets run down before he can fire. I run over pick up his gear, and await the rampaging Kubel. As he kareens straight at me I pull out the faust and send the projectile right into the engine, KABOOM! But unfortunately, since he was heading straight at me and it was relatively close when I shot him, the wreckage and/or explosion, kills me as well.
Another moment, not so funny as much as it relates to RANTAM's post and his GF. I was playing FH one day, can't remember any specifics, but I think it was Foy. So I'm playing an average game, raping the allies on the hill with the MG 42 from inside the shack with the flag, etc, etc, when my GF calls(Now ex-GF btw). Lucky for me, I keep my little headset thing that came with me cell phone close by my cmputer for just such an emergency. I hook them up to my phone and take the call. Of course, she just wanted to talk, no other reason. Immediately she asks what I'm doing, and being the honest Abe that I am, I say I'm playing a computer game. This is when it gets bad. I guess I don't have the coordination skills of RANTAM, because I go on to have the worst game of FH I have ever had. I know I had a conversation with my GF during that call, but if you would of asked me a second after it ended what we talked about, I wouldn't have the foggiest. I also blamed her for "Getting me Killed", she just laughed and said I played way too much anyways. Maybe that is why we are no longer seeing one another... And one more I have to throw in there, even though it isn't FH, please don't lynch me for including this. I was playing BFV at a friends house, Khe Sahn, and I was Americans. I'm pretty sure it was the end of a very long session of gaming, because it was now the time when I start to "goof off", not caring about consequences(I still never tk intentionally though). Anyway, my friend was there, along with another, watching me play, and simultaneously looking at porn or whatever on one of the other 2 computers in the room at the time. So I'm in goof mode, and I decide what I'm gonna do. I spawn at the main American base, the one with the huey, the cobra, and the airfiled, and proceed to jump into a jeep, the one with the TOW launcher. Now one of the coolest additions to BFV is the music you can play. Well, my friend hadn't installed his own like I did, so I cranked up one of the included tunes, and commenced to head banging with the beat. Now imagine someone in a jeep, driving around you with with tunes blazing, head banging, and simultaneously typing "Rock with ME!" in the chat. Well again, not the funny part yet. After doing this for a few minutes, just laughing at people's reactions, someone decides to answer the call of "Rock with ME!". They jump into the passenger seat, and begin to head bang with me, in perfect harmony. Still not done. The guy stays in there, and we continue to do what we do best. And then another member of our team jumps on, this time assuming the TOW position. And this guy didn't just head bang, he took it up a notch. He took the TOW launcher and went up and down side to side with it, again, right along with the beat of the song. It was hilarious, driving around with two other guys in that jeep, rocking out. And the best part was, that while we were doing that, we were contributing nothing to the team, or the defense of our main base, so naturally, it gets captured. And while we're still driving around rocking out in the base, we confront some NVA/VC?, and they don't kill us. They only typestuff like "lol and "funny shit" in the chat, and one even tries to jump on and join us. This moment all came to an end though, after I decided to take the show on the road and leave the base. We were soon thereafter rocketed by an enemy helo. Kevin
I joined in headbanging with a guy in a geep once.
I was on midway once playing as allies, i was in a fletcher when a fully loaded betty came flying by, it took a shot at it with the fletchers main cannons and right before they hit the plane a guy spawned outside the plane, and when the shells hit the plane it sent his body flying a good distance :D. In fh .5 a long time ago, i was playing on market garden, i was in the c47 and there was one guy in it, i was flying over the town shouting and typing bail out over and over, but he refused to get out (yes, the door was open) so, while flying over the town i turned the plane to its side, so the open door was facing the ground, and i was using the rudder to keep level and "shake" the plane, then he finially fell out and parachuted safely to the town.:D i thought it was funny that i had to dump him out to get him to bail lol. This one is a little more sad, than funny. I was playing on crete, full server (think it was a 60 player) well every single axis guy was piled in (and on the wings) of the ju52, well the ju-52 pilot was waiting for this straggler to get in, but he was to stupid to get on the wing, and he kept shooting the ju52 with his pistol, when the ju-52 started to take off, he put 4 expacks under it and tked all of us...all 30 people on the ju52 died, he got some major chewing out before he got kicked :eek: I was playing on crete another time, every one piled in the ju52, well a good amount of us were on the wing, when in the middle of the ocean, the plane made a sharp turn and about 10 of us slid off the wing into the ocean lol. :D
anyone got screens of shooting a gyrocopter down with a panzerfaust? i know artie bucco has done it before i just to see a screen but my funny moment was on provokahaklasdjklasdfjkl and i shot a tiger tank driven by a noob anyways i can see two jeeps on my minimap racing for the abondoned tiger, a guy gets to it, gets in it and the guy who lost jumped out of his jeep and walked away, his jeep kept going foward at ramming speed and TK'd the tiger, that teamkiller is none other than mr. Strider-X himself also on provokahoasdfjhadofj i ran a marathon with 3 russians and 1 german, we wanted to see who can last the longest without getting TK'd or killed when we reached the russian base, we were all slaughtered
that was an acident you dufus. the tiger was already at disable status,