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Ccharge

Can we just say we went?

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#1 10 years ago

Well the other day on FH2 me and my other 2 friends were in a webley on el alimien i belive. We were speeding through the desert driving past enemy tank after enemy tank. They were all shooting at us. I was screaming into my mic "holy (censored) that was close" as a tank shell had landed about 10 feet away from us and we lived some how. We get around the larger pleateu (the big flat area that it raised cuz i forget the flag name lol) and we start speeding up the dirt path. I "say were gunna make it! were gunna make it!" and just as a finished the sentence we turn a corner and end up on the wrong side of the panzer fours barrel. we were generally dead after that... :eek: Discuss some of your stories here to.




azreal

FH2 Betatester

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15th July 2006

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#2 10 years ago

This happened during one of the battles during WaW:

Allied HE + Divisional Squad in Chevy = massive fail/tk




[130pz.]Kading

I take what n0e says way too seriously

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#3 10 years ago

*adjusts suspenders* well, back in the day in the FH1 days of old. I was doing a scrim with my clan. as usual, i was being a pesky sniper. now, there was this bridge, and i had a great nest with the perfect line of fire on it. for about an hour, wave after wave of enemy soldiers tried to cross the bridge, only to get cut down like so much wheat. they even sent an M36, thinking that if he kept moving i wouldnt hit him, BWAHAHAHAHAAHA! anyway, after awhile i switch over to the enemy team's ventrillo channel. the air is filled with endless cursing of my name "where the fuck is he!?!" "somebody find him!!!!" was so proud of myself cuz i had stayed alive so long.

Then suddenly, a chill went up my spine, pulled out my pistol and whipped around. INCHES away was Niebler with his knife. needless to say i was butchered like a pig at a jenny craig meeting.




Coca-Cola

[130.Pz.]A.Aussen

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28th August 2006

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#4 10 years ago

So how exactly did you get into that pistol is what I want to know.:p




[130pz.]Kading

I take what n0e says way too seriously

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9th April 2005

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#5 10 years ago
Coca-Cola;4779726So how exactly did you get into that pistol is what I want to know.:p

Aussen, you know i dont speak French




[FBT] TannerTemp

[130.Pz]S.Tiemann

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18th April 2007

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#6 10 years ago

I thinks he was a bit drunk like me




[130pz.]Kading

I take what n0e says way too seriously

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9th April 2005

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#7 10 years ago

if you're drinking you shouldnt be operating a robot box or a cell phone.




Moose12

I am also [130.Pz]Gef.Elche Pz

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6th December 2005

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#8 10 years ago

Well Aussen wasn't talking to you Kading, but you know, whatever. The webley is probably the best vehicle in FH2.




Cadyshack

Hey, you scratched my anchor!!

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#9 10 years ago

My all time fav was from FH1. Last battle of a WaW camp. It was a custom "Battle for Japan" type of thing, and I was captaining a destroyer against 2 Allied DDs.

Now, we all know sea combat is usually a ram-fest and this was no exemption. There's a small island with an airfield on it, and I'm able to completely T-bone a DD over the island, making me end up stuck fully on the island. My ship was not touching water at all.

Quite funny.

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There was also a sweet moment where I tied with a Pz4F2 while in a Daimler while on Aberdeen. Both of us were full health, he was on the hill by the airport (and eventually approached me), wile I was in one of the long depressions north of Strongpoint B and east of the center town.

I basically moved back and forth, scoring hit after hit, getting him flaming, and then we trade killing blows (his only hit).




Von Mudra

Lo, I am Mudra, za emo soldat!

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#10 10 years ago
Coca-Cola;4779726So how exactly did you get into that pistol is what I want to know.:p

As do I.




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