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Soda Jerk

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24th September 2004

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#1 14 years ago

War is hell. If you want to make an omlete, you have to break a few eggs right? We all know that tk's are part of the game, and MOST of us, are grown-up enough, to forgive the occasional accidental tk. I myself don't even bother waiting for the obligatory "sorry" anymore, if I know it was accidental. People that game with me frequently, know, that I can get a bit trigger happy, and jumpy from time to time (SORRY!!!) With that being said, I would like to hear some of your "ALLTIME TOTAL BONEHEADED TK SCENARIOS". I just had one myself, that maybe some of you were part of. I don't remeber the guys name for sure. I am not protecting his identity, as I would LOVE to rub his nose in this one. But since I am not sure, I won't bother speculating. We were on the new version of Midway. Roadrunners are flightless birds, and I was given Axis on this map. I am not much of a seaman, but I was lucky enough to get to pilot one of the Hatsuzukis. I started solo, but the ship quickly filled up, till we had almost every gun filled, and maybe even a wrencher or two. The map was going GREAT. We kept losing the sea flag, but always got it back quickly. I don't even know how many ships the Allies get, but I think they were down to their carrier. This one bonehead, kept calling out OUR carrier as an enemy, and I think he shot it a couple times, with the other destroyer. I kept trying to tell him it was friendly, but appearently he was to 'into it'. (We've ALL been there before, admit it...just a testimony to how great, and engrossing this mod can be). I was doing pretty good piloting the Hatsuzuki, getting kills, flags, and was closing in on the enemy carrier. There wasn't ANYTHING around to defend it. (I don't know alot about this map, but I think we needed to sink the carrier to win right?) Anyway, just as this FULL destroyer is closing in on their carrier, WHAM. We get struck, and all of us killed, by friendly fire. There were at least 6 of us, and I saw a BIG list of teamates killed. I couldn't believe it. I was laughing and crying. I was so ready to give this idiot a piece of my mind, but before I could even hit 'K', he had been auto'd. It WAS pretty funny, but MAN!!!!




bizness

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#2 14 years ago

I've accidentally TK'd a friendly sniper with a knife before. Pretty sad but funny. That falls into your "into it" feeling. With such close combat, looking at your minimap to see if it is enemy or not can punish you (I guess in more than one way). I expected a punish on that one. Other than that, IDK how many times I've had a friendly madman in a tank shoot me in my tank multipule times until I was killed just to be let down by the grey kill message.




Artie Bucco

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#3 14 years ago
biznessI've accidentally TK'd a friendly sniper with a knife before. Pretty sad but funny. That falls into your "into it" feeling. With such close combat, looking at your minimap to see if it is enemy or not can punish you (I guess in more than one way). I expected a punish on that one. Other than that, IDK how many times I've had a friendly madman in a tank shoot me in my tank multipule times until I was killed just to be let down by the grey kill message.

your not the only one the sad part about mine is i paused for a bit to make sure he was an enemy i saw a germen helmet so i did it.




ww2freak

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27th April 2003

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#4 14 years ago

New Midway is about destroying objectives (it's written all over the map, if anyone would bother to read): Axis: 1 - destroy allied island hangar and barracks - that will stop allied spawn. 2 - take sea flag - to bleed allied tickets. 3 - destroy allied navy (not very important, though). Allied: 1 - Defend, defend, defend, defend objectives on land to keep spawns!... 2 - Destroy axis fleet to stop their spawning and attacking. 3 - Keep sea flag, so tickets won't drop. 4 - Protect own fleet from axis fleet, cause you lose a lot of useful planes.




jumjum

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#5 14 years ago

I am familiar with the rage at being a serial killee. But sometimes karma comes around. I don't know what server I was on, but I was playing Axis on Arhhem about a year ago. At the initial spawn I was maybe 10 feet away from a Tiger, and easily the nearest player. But some little jackass TK'd mr so he and his buddy wouldn't have to wait for armor. I let it go, immediately repwaned.

I don't know what the deal was, but the TKer wasn't kicked. He and his buddy were still there at the main base, just waiting for me. This time the buddy Tks me. He isn't kicked. I respawn, and they're moving on, but just making jerk comments like they're untouchable. I don't know if they had coded some cheat or done a PB work around, but apparently thye were immune and acting like asses and making obnoxious comments. How the heck to stop them from ruining the game?

I commo'd Axis team to tell them to watch out for these these jerks, who were merrily rolling into Arnhem killing everybody, team and enemy alike. We finally went on all-read to let the Allies know about these brats. After a few minutes the Tommies offered a modifed truce, where the point of the game was to destroy the two a-holes.

So it was all the Allies against 2 jerks in a Tiger, with all the Axis players just moving out of the way. It was sweet to see the streets full of Tommies and Germans, and the Axis players just getting out of the way, or blocking streets with armor to hem the Tiger in. The scene looked like an anthill had been kicked over. The asshat Tkers died in about 90 seconds, but they didn't leave the game.

They had pissed evrybody off, so it remained open season on them. Axis let Tommies immediately cap all flags so tha main base was only Axis spawn point. Axis invited Tommies onto the Axis end of the bridge to get in good position to do a beatdown on the little jerks as soon as they respawned. All the Tkers could do was do a lttle more TK'ing before the Allied almost immediately splattered them almost as soon as they respawn. After two or three of these the Tkers took the hint and left.

The round was pretty well ruined, but it was a thing of beauty watching two armies cooperate to turn on a couple of little jackasses.




Lupin

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#6 14 years ago

I was axis on crete and the whole axis team was in the ju-52 and since I was so bored I tried to toss a nade out of the open door but I missed and it landed in the plane killing every single person on board. I was promptly auto kicked and rejoined a minute later and apologised to every one on the server. :D




AussiePepsi

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#7 14 years ago
'[5thLupin']I was axis on crete and the whole axis team was in the ju-52 and since I was so bored I tried to toss a nade out of the open door but I missed and it landed in the plane killing every single person on board. I was promptly auto kicked and rejoined a minute later and apologised to every one on the server. :D

ROFL

Once i was a sniper and was looking down the scope, when all of a sudden one of my team m8s decided to pop his head in front of the scope scaring the hell out of me. I blew his head off:lol:




Tanked

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#8 14 years ago

Thats a great story, JumJum:bows:




Freggel

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#9 14 years ago

It happened two days ago.

Me in a tank on battle of the bulge and my clanmate caeno on top of me with a rifle or something. We, axis, had all the flags except the base of the allies. I was waiting in the town with my jagdpanzer and on the hill there was a sherman coming. I turned me towards him and aimed for him. But for some stupid reason. My shell bounce off on the house next to me and caeno got killed due to the explosion. :nodding:




Knoffhoff

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#10 14 years ago

A couiple of weeks ago I was playing Pavlov. We managed to cap the flag in the house and I was spawning in the cellar with a couple of other guys. We all wanted to get out of there and started running up the stairs. While running up with somebody in front of me I'm trying to change my weapon to knife via mousewheel and fire. Something went wrong, I shot the guy right in the head. :dropsjaw: