Member 35698 thinks I'm a spec
27th June 2004
I was piloting a stuka on crete once and after destroying a bofor, was heading back to rearm. I check that the airfield is clear, which it is, so I come in low and slow. Just as I get ammo, I see about 5 people spawning right in front of my wing...Ughh... I believe I was autokicked for having something like -6. Also, yesterday on kharkov outskirts, we, the axis, had a group of tanks converging on the northernmost outpost. I'm in an opel blitz. We've all just gathered outside of the base and I'm just about to get out of the truck (having already brought it to a stop), when I hear a crash and I'm blown up. From the death cam I see a chain of explosions going off and our group is virtually destroyed. I'm not sure exactly what happened, but looking at the kill notices showed no kills by the Russians.
I didn't make it!
One night during a late night game, there were only 4 people on the server, the game was 2v2. My teammate and I had just capped a flag, and were rolling on to the next flag, me in a Sherman, him behind me in a jeep. As he was speeding past me I rolled the turret to watch him pass, but as I did my mouse hit the keyboard firing a shell directly at him. Within a split second I sighed in relief to see that he didn't get killed, then gasped as I realized that the explosion had knocked off course and he drives directly into a tree. I felt really bad, but could not stop laughing.
Once on Bulge i put a satchel on an enemy panzer 4h and the guy bailed then a friendly got in the tank only to get blown up by my satchel. Pure stupidity or wreckless tank grabbing????
I'm not sure of the map name, but it's the one with the axis jets. A noob pilot tries to land a jet on the airstrip but and some point after touch down, he begins to turn. He sweeps around of the ground clearing out about 4 axis guys and misses me by like an inch before straightening out and taking off again.
funniest tk I've seen in a while.
On the Battle of stalingrad i was Russian and i Spawn at the bottom of the hill by the river. I fire a few shots into the house at the top of the hill and get ready to fire a rifle gernade, I click to fire and and a large spawn wave comes in and a russian helmet appears right in my cross hairs, i didnt even have enough time to aim the shot into the air and it hits the guy killing him, two people who just spawned, someone who was sniping near me, and my self. I didnt even get a chance to explain what happend before i was kicked.
I remembered one, that made me swear off landmines forever. On El Al, as allied, we quickly capped the first flag (One in the middle by itself). I figure, there's bound to be a huge wave of enemy vehicles any second, so I hop in the Halftrack, and close off the entrance to the flag zone. I figure, I will keep the Germans, from cruising in, and taking the flag. I warned my team, by typing, in caps, mines at (map coordinates) probably about ten times. I stopped, figuring people would get sick of me typing it so often. It wasn't long, before the TK's started pilling up. And I mean REALLY piling up. Even after a bunch of people got tk'd, they STILL kept driving right up to the flag. Some people, did it more than once. I was pretty pissed, and kept asking why they kept doing it. "Why would you lay mines around a freindly flag?" was one response. Am I wrong? It seemed like a good idea at the time. WHere the hell else, am I suppose to use the minelayer, that spawns there? Obviously the middle pass, but good luck getting there, and then I am sure people will go through there, to attack the german base. Of course, not one person gave me an FTK. No more mines for me!
Whenever i felt in a crappy mood, i always loved changing my name and haunting down my fellow clanmate's and disconnect before they had the chance to ban me.
Ah the old .61 days..
[color=purple]*Hides for Mp5-Killa*[/color]
Best TK ever:
I join Axis on Gold Beach, see that we've lost the first two flags, and grab the Wurfgeraet (the big mama rocket launcher halftrack), moving it up to the fenced-in area by the house, where the mortar sits. There's an ammo crate there, and as long as your buddies can hold off the occasional guy who gets through, you're nearly invincible.
I have just ranged it perfectly, shooting forward and to the left a bit, past the wall of the house, and am about to start slaughtering Allies, and hit 'fire'. At which point some moron hops in the driver's seat. Me screaming "NO NO NO NO" and hitting F6-F7 frantically, as the following happen at exactly the same time:
- moron-boy turns the halftrack _just so_ to the left, so it's facing the corner of the house - my salvo goes off - 12 teammates spawn at exactly the same point, at exactly the same time.
That's right--the wurfgeraet makes a big boom. I kill moron-boy, myself, the guy operating the mortar, 3 guys who were running past the flag, and the 12 guys who'd just spawned.
I don't think I'd ever seen anyone with a -36 score on an autokick server before.
I was on Bocage as the Allied team. We were getting absolutely pwned, all our tanks were staying behind, taking potshotes and then being exploded by axis tanks near the windmill.
I run for the Typhoon (the plane with rockets), even though I see a player running ahead of me. Knowing that he would get tha plane, I kept running. Then, a taxier in a GMC runs the guy over, tking him, hops out, somehow manages to RUN HIMSELF OVER (!) , leaving the plane free for me. I then blew up many axis tanks.
To FuzzyBunny... One of my ALL-TIME bitches, and something that belongs in the Smacktard guide, is jumping in an occupied artillery. I have never had something as bad as you have happen, but it is so annoying, even if the just mess up your positioning. Sometimes, it takes most of the round, just to find the right spot, and some jack-off comes along and screws it up. Another thing that drives me nuts, is when you're driving an arty piece somewhere, and someone hops in the gunner seat, and won't get out. I like to call it a 'rat-launcher'.(SDKfzWurfgerat) It seems appropriate...