Poor Tom, Dick and Harry... -1 reply

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NoCoolOnesLeft

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#1 13 years ago

It's a quiet morning on the front lines of El Alamein, the tired Tommies Tom, Dick and Harry are on the lookout for German tanks, trying to break through the British lines.

All is calm, Tom, Dick and Harry decide to get on with their work, but from within the sandstorm brewing over a familiar howling noise can be heard:

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The howling noise dissapears, but Dick sees something on the horizon, he opens fire with a burst from his .30cal:

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Little did they know, that their fate would be sealed not by the bullet of the enemy, but because Harry turned the wrong sproket on his new Crusader:

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Poor Tom, Dick and Harry got pwned that day. Their names remembered by everyone who never looked at the Tanker's manual before. Soon after the Germans broke their way through the British lines, and spread accross the remains of Africa and the rest of Europe. Hitler reached London the following year, the war had been won, Britain stood alone too long and D-Day never happened.

R.I.P Tom, Dick and Harry.

:D

Well, I thought it was pretty funny at the time. You know, when you see a guy fixing a tank or sitting on an MG in a jeep, or some nub running with a AT rifle you just know that they'll get bombed. Well, it just so happens that those three cases happened at the same time.




Tuge

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#2 13 years ago

R.I.P Tom, Dick and Harry. I hope they get peaceful funerals.




D-Fens

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#3 13 years ago

I didn't get it, what killed them?




NoCoolOnesLeft

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#4 13 years ago

A plane, but it looks like Harry did something to the tank.

Anyway, it doesnt matter. Think outside the box, it was just a few quality screens I wanted to show.




Uncle_Sam

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#5 13 years ago

Haha, cool little story. I like the pic where he's getting blown into the air, looks like his lower-legs are missing. Graphic images...you should've placed warnings...hahaha.




FactionRecon

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#6 13 years ago

haha, very funny little story there. Perhaps scale down the pictures so they aren't so frickin' huge?;)




NoCoolOnesLeft

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#7 13 years ago

Yeah, sorry about that. I should of scaled them down but I didnt want to effect the quality of them, some of the details are small enough, if I messed around I feared it wouldnt of come out as well as I wanted it to.




[11PzG]matyast

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#8 13 years ago

I have never seen a sand storm on El al....




NoCoolOnesLeft

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#9 13 years ago

I did it by taking off hud whilst looking down binoculars, if you really have to know Matyast. I just did it for effect, but there probably was sandstorms at the time.




Ensign Riles VIP Member

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#10 13 years ago

I have never seen that effect while looking through binocs. Pretty cool. :p




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