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Ohioan

Not Wise Shitashi - Cheston

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#1 14 years ago

[rant]

Enemy tank is rolling into your base. This can't be allowed of course, so you check to see if you have any AT stuff. Unfortunately your pilot kit lacks anything that could harm a tank. So you, in a stroke of genious, decide to go lay directly behind the tank, or on top of it in a clever ruse to avoid being seen. Others see your shining example and say "Hey if Im on top of it, it can't kill me!" so they join you in making love to the tank. Your buddy finally spawns with a Faust, walks over to kill the tank, does, and is kicked for having 3 tks when the tank explosion kills his brilliant teamates.

What was wrong with this picture? The idiots who were playing grabass with the tank.

DO NOT HUMP ENEMY TANKS

If you can't kill it, get the hell out of the way or you'll get TKed and I'll get kicked. Same thing goes for calling in Air Support on a tank, knowing that your team has a 1000kg bomb stuka, and deciding to lay right next to the tank you just called the Stuka in to bomb. This also goes for camping on enemy ships while in range of Defguns.

No one is going to look at the map when there's an enemy tank in front of them. Use some common sense people.

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Formerly Human

PsP Leutnant for WaW Axis

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22nd November 2003

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#2 14 years ago

Three words - LOL.




MG42Maniac

A man of dubious moral fibre

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#3 14 years ago

EDIT: Three letters.




-=[G.o.D.]=-Dezibel

God of Devastation

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#4 14 years ago

Absolutely well said...noticed that quite often during the last few days.




LIGHTNING [NL]

FH2 Developer

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#5 14 years ago
Formerly HumanThree words - LOL.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=1337 MG42Maniac]EDIT: Three letters.

It's both.




D-Fens

uwe bolltastic!

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#6 14 years ago
Ohioan[rant] Enemy tank is rolling into your base. This can't be allowed of course, so you check to see if you have any AT stuff. Unfortunately your pilot kit lacks anything that could harm a tank. So you, in a stroke of genious, decide to go lay directly behind the tank, or on top of it in a clever ruse to avoid being seen. Others see your shining example and say "Hey if Im on top of it, it can't kill me!" so they join you in making love to the tank. Your buddy finally spawns with a Faust, walks over to kill the tank, does, and is kicked for having 3 tks when the tank explosion kills his brilliant teamates. What was wrong with this picture? The idiots who were playing grabass with the tank. DO NOT HUMP ENEMY TANKS If you can't kill it, get the hell out of the way or you'll get TKed and I'll get kicked. Same thing goes for calling in Air Support on a tank, knowing that your team has a 1000kg bomb stuka, and deciding to lay right next to the tank you just called the Stuka in to bomb. This also goes for camping on enemy ships while in range of Defguns. No one is going to look at the map when there's an enemy tank in front of them. Use some common sense people. [/rant]

:agreed




SacredLizard

Its cupnoodles not cuponoodles

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#7 14 years ago

That story had everything... Ironic death, periods of nail-biting tension, sexual deviation and depravity, and even the word "grabass". I give it two thumbs up! ...grabass...hahahahahahahaha... that is a funny word. It's like spankaree.

More and more it seems like Battlefield is bringing a new level of depth into my life. Stories like this, and others like it, only enhance this sense. It does bother me when people act stupider than bots, though.




MkH^

FH tester

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#8 14 years ago

Bail out of tanks. Don't you just love it, when some newbie grabs the Kingtiger, get's hit twice by Crommwell loosing bout 10% of its armor, bails out and for the rest of the round you will be greeted by its 88mm one time after another.

Your tank catches fire and goes immobile. Who cares. It's still twice as deadly as most enemy tanks. Just stay in the tank and spam for engineer. If there isn't an engineer, you will not bail out, but explode with your tank.

NEVER EVER BAIL OUT OF ANY DECENT TANK

And a picture I captured today, relevant to the issue...

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Sometimes I really wish strangling was possible over internet.




Murgatroyd

Reeks of Putrefaction

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#9 14 years ago

Beep the horn while trying to "sneak" into an enemy base. It is not a good diversionary tactic - they can see your nametag. They won't be thinking to themselves, "Oh, they're beeping - must be a captured enemy vehicle bringing needed reinforcements or supplies to the front. Let's not shoot."

Also, dittos on the tank stuff.




TK3997

Slightly cooler than a n00b

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#10 14 years ago

Also applies to firing the AAMG wildly into the air as I try to sneak around a hill to get a rear shot on that camping tiger. [color=white]Edit: That happened to our KT (getting stolen when a moron bails from it.) on Breakthrough the other day. Was a good thing the allied tank jacker was just as stupid as the guy he stole it from. He bailed from it when it took a hit and one of our guys stole it back. It was already across the bridge and with it laying down a barrage we crossed in force and owned them it was most pleasing. [/color]