A while ago, i was playing on sf pipe, and there was an idle in the enemy spawn. Since i'm not a sicko who goes around shooting people, i decided to use another, more "humane" method(Note: according to the Geneva Convention, the following technique used in this incident is strictly prohibited during a time of conflict.)
I first dropped an incendiary nade at their feet(which didn't kill them, not sure why). then i flashed them twice, and finally, i dropped a nade at their feet(i didnt run far enough and thus i was yellow and bleeding).Anyone else have any funny idle or noob stories?
One time I left myself idle at the defense spawn on Bridge SE, only to come back and immediately cap the last OpFor who was making a run for it. :giggle:
I didn't make it!
LOL. CQ FLASH ! I'd be embarressed the times I went to flash Rear Arch for KNOWN E and the frickin' thing came right back to me !!!! oye vey
Brigde, it was 5 people on my side, and 1 left on OPFOR. He was ontop of the middle arch, so I tossed a grenade up there. All 5 of us were right infront of the arch, and when I tossed the grenade, it bounced back and blew up 4 people. Our last one was yellow and bleeding, and then we lost.
The ultimate in noobage:
Landing about three feet in front of the enemy position on ANY airborne map. This usually tends to happen when I try some james bond crap, once, I actually landed on a guy, after a few seconds of "WTF??!?!" one of his buddies shot us both.
oh, and a fun idle story. Urban Assault, this guy was getting up to get some cigs an' had his avatar hiding in one of thouse houses by the spawn. I'm snoopin' around, tryin' to find the bad guys, so I walk in, see him, figure 'oh, he's AFK, I'll give him a chance.'
As soon as I turned around, he sat down and shot me.