4th September 2005
My simple tutorial on how to get the most out of Star Citizen!
• Find a Starfarer left idle on a landing pad. • Wait for someone in a Hornet to botch their landing approach and nudge the Starfarer. • Observe as the Starfarer slowly tumbles off into space, derelict. • Attempt to chase the rogue Starfarer. • Realize you need a ship to catch up with the Starfarer. • Carjack a nearby, abandoned Hornet. • Fly near the drifting Starfarer. • Power down the Hornet and climb out. • Say "oh shit" as you notice the tumbling Starfarer gently nudge the powered-down Hornet. • Get trapped in the seat because you can't climb out without getting smacked by a spaceframe. • Switch on some Strauss and enjoy the fucking view, you're gonna be tumbling around up here for a while.
Et voila, emergent content!
I don't know how, and I don't know why, but this is totally Sheep's fault.
11th November 2006
Congratulations, you've managed to pull off a move we refer to as the Lonely Astronaut.
See you in a few billion years when you crash onto a planet! :p