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RebelCommando1807

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#1 11 years ago

If anyone has played SW: RC, then, no doubt you have heard this (Saying what subtitles said) Battle Droid 1: Detanation imminent. Run! :rofl: Or even: Battle Droid 1: Mommy! :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: If anyone else had heard anything funny in-game, plz post. A 'ruthless' battledroid saying mommy... THAT is funny.




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#2 11 years ago

Clone Advisor: Once you're inside, proceed with disabling maneuvers. Sev: Disabling maneuvers? Scorch: Uh... blowing things up? Sev: Oh... I knew that.

Scorch: I think we may have to blast our way through that... And I'm *not* just saying that because I love to blow stuff up. Sev: Yes, you are.

Sev: Some people say that in order to achieve maximum combat effectiveness, they need to get into the zone. Sir, I *live* in the zone.

Scorch: Was it red-red-green or red-green-red? Sev: And he's supposed to be the demolitions expert?

Sev: A well-built sniper rifle is a beautiful thing. Ours has two zoom modes, "Up close and personal" and "Hello, you're dead."

Sev: Ha-ha-ha, stupid droid.

Scorch: Rule number 48, Sev: any crash you can walk away from, is a good one.

Scorch: [after receiving orders] Uh, why aren't we moving? Boss: Sev, the button? Sev: Oh, sorry sir.

Boss: Its still kicking. I think we need to hit this thing again

Scorch: [after killing a Geonosian] Hey Sev, this one looks like your mother.

Boss: [sees a lightsabre] An elegant weapon for a more civilized time, eh? Well, guess what? Times have changed!

Scorch: Man, this place gives me the creeps. Sev: Ah, Scorch... Nothing better than a jungle hunt. Hiding in the bush, putting a plasma bolt through a hostile's cranium... [sighs wistfully] Sev: Makes me feel alive. Scorch: Okay, now Oh-Seven's giving me the creeps.

Sev: Damn, I don't believe it! Scorch: What's wrong, Sev? Sev: I've lost count of my kills!

Delta Three-Eight "Boss": [sees a lightsabre] An elegant weapon for a more civilized time, eh? Well, guess what? Times have changed!

Scorch: If we're all clones, why am I the only one with a sense of humor?

Delta 07: That's what I'm talking about. It's a power generator... in the middle of a tree. Strange. Scorch: Sev, if we get out of this, I'm going to make *sure* you get some R and R.

Boss: [dying, while the squad is under fire] Need bacta... commandos... Scorch: Can you die later, sir? It just isn't a good time now.

Boss: Need help, commandos... Scorch: All right, but if I get shot in the back, I'm blaming you.

Boss: Need bacta, commandos... Sev: Hold on to your guts, boss, while I rip out theirs.

Boss: Cancel that bacta, Commando. Scorch: Sadist.

Boss: Cancel that maneuver, Delta. Scorch: Are you trying to baffle the enemy into submission, sir?

Boss: [to Delta 62] Snipe them from here, Delta. Sev: Are you sure you don't want someone who can shoot straight, sir?

Boss: Cancel that demolition, Delta. Scorch: You're no fun anymore, sir.

[if the player accidentally blows himself up] Scorch: And that's why explosives needs special training.

[if the player accidentally shoots one of his own squad] Scorch: Sir, are you sure we're cloned from the same vat?

Boss: [meets a cowardly Clonetrooper] What a waste of good genes.

Boss: [to a jealous clonetrooper] This deluxe model is the only thing standing between you and a bloody death.

Scorch: Uhh, Sir? Do you want a light boom or an explosive party? Boss: Just get us in without getting the squad killed Scorche

Boss: [after rescuing Scorch] Did they find the data? Scorch: No, I hid it prety well. Boss: Where, exactly? Scorch: Mmmm, you don't wanna know.

Sev: [after killing a lot of enemies] Ahh! My fire finger is getting itchy.

Scorch: [Blows up a blockade and laughs] That blew up real good.

[Sev shoots an enemy lying on the ground to make sure it's dead] Scorch: Sev, did that one give you a nasty look?

Scorch: The garden has a pest problem: Trandoshans. Sev: Would you prefer baby Wookiees? Scorch: Uh, not really. Too cute


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RebelCommando1807

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#3 11 years ago

Lol... has anyone come across this one (Seems rare to me...) Scorch [after slicing console in Droid factory on Geonosis] No console is a match for my leet hax0r skills. Or... Sev[After you incap another one of your squad] Do that again, and I'll kill you myself. ...trying to remember another one... Got it! Another early geonosis one... Scorch: Would you like a small or a large crater, sir?

Scorch: The garden has a pest problem: Trandoshans. Sev: Would you prefer baby Wookiees? Scorch: Uh, not really. Too cute

It was actually: Clone advisor: Squad, you are nearing the nursery. Scorch: (Can't remember, something about baby wookies) Advisor: No, baby worshyr trees.

Sev: Would you prefer baby Wookiees? Scorch: Uh, not really. Too cute



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#4 11 years ago

I was incapacitated once, and right after that I heard this: Scorch: Aw, Sev do you have to make such a mess. Sev: Rule #17, always make sure they're dead. Scorch: This one looks dead. Sev: It is now.

This may have been posted already but I find it more funny than usual because I was incapacitated.

Sev: Here's hoping they don't surrender.

Scorch: Sev, how many kills you got psycho? Sev: More than you wise guy. Fixer: Cut the chatter you two. Scorch: Calm down Fixer, just having a little fun.

(Advisor mentions AA supply drop on Geonosis) Scorch: Yes, more explosives, you just made my day advisor.

(Player comes into view of Geonosis core ship dominating the landscape) Fixer: There's the core ship sir! Scorch: Are you sure Fixer, there could be another one around the corner.

This one comes from Triple-Zero, the book. Sev's arm slides out of place and Fi goes to fix it up. He says he'll place it back on three. Fi: Now, this is what we call a-THREE!

Also in Triple Zero some captives are being sent through a pod in space and Scorch is on the receiving end. He says something like this. Scorch: Send him in legs first so if he squirms I can break his legs.

In Hard Contact Atin thanks Fi for patching up a wound of his. Fi: You should see me do a tracheotomy.

(After killing a group of trandos in a forest, you find an animal cooking on a rotitery) Scorch: Rule #(something), never pull sentry duty on an empty stomach.

(After shooting a cannon) Sev: That was fun.




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#5 11 years ago
Sa Anupuw;3654089 Sev: Some people say that in order to achieve maximum combat effectiveness, they need to get into the zone. Sir, I *live* in the zone.

Where did you hear that one?




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#6 11 years ago

When your squad is separated on the ship: Boss(after being ambushed):Blast! Fixer: Uh, what was that sir I didn't copy? Boss: Uh nothing, just some static in the com link! I love this game, simply because of all the jokes they have.




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#7 11 years ago

indeed its very good! Also in the republic assault ship that has been boarded. Boss walks further after he lost contact with scorch. He sees a clone trooper. The clone trooper explains what happened. 38: so when everyone was fighting, you hide? clonet: NO! i wanted to fire a torpedo to warn the republic. 38: mmmh Scavenger sting flies at clonetr and he screams!* 38 does nothing, clonetr falls down 38: damn what a waste of good gens.... in a fight: 38: take sniping position delta's! sev: with pleasure sir.... *BOOM SHOOTS HEAD OF DROID* 38: give me an explosive solution (dont know for sure about this one) scorch: i love exploding things! sev: d'ooooh......(depressed...)




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#8 11 years ago

ROFL!!! this is so funny! I remember playing this game, ahh goood time, unfortunatlly multiplayer is crap to the bones. Man some of the hings they say in that game made me die whlie i was crying with luaghter.




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#9 11 years ago

also with the trandoshians scorch has been liberated. scorch: they searched me pretty good but i hided it very well! boss: where exactly? scorch: eum, you dont wanna know!




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#10 11 years ago

i played the game out but now i was kinda suprised because when you blow up the big separist dropship. Everyone needs to report back to you but you hear Sev saying that he has problems... Now the game ends because the republic invades kashyk but it brutally stops.. Now what happens with Sev?