I don't know what to say.
5th September 2006
If anyone has played SW: RC, then, no doubt you have heard this (Saying what subtitles said) Battle Droid 1: Detanation imminent. Run! :rofl: Or even: Battle Droid 1: Mommy! :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: If anyone else had heard anything funny in-game, plz post. A 'ruthless' battledroid saying mommy... THAT is funny.
For the Emperor! Knights of Caliban!
16th March 2004
Sev: Some people say that in order to achieve maximum combat effectiveness, they need to get into the zone. Sir, I *live* in the zone.
Sev: A well-built sniper rifle is a beautiful thing. Ours has two zoom modes, "Up close and personal" and "Hello, you're dead."
Sev: Ha-ha-ha, stupid droid.
Scorch: Rule number 48, Sev: any crash you can walk away from, is a good one.
Boss: Its still kicking. I think we need to hit this thing again
Scorch: [after killing a Geonosian] Hey Sev, this one looks like your mother.
Boss: [sees a lightsabre] An elegant weapon for a more civilized time, eh? Well, guess what? Times have changed!
Scorch: Man, this place gives me the creeps. Sev: Ah, Scorch... Nothing better than a jungle hunt. Hiding in the bush, putting a plasma bolt through a hostile's cranium... [sighs wistfully] Sev: Makes me feel alive. Scorch: Okay, now Oh-Seven's giving me the creeps.
Delta Three-Eight "Boss": [sees a lightsabre] An elegant weapon for a more civilized time, eh? Well, guess what? Times have changed!
Scorch: If we're all clones, why am I the only one with a sense of humor?
[if the player accidentally blows himself up] Scorch: And that's why explosives needs special training.
[if the player accidentally shoots one of his own squad] Scorch: Sir, are you sure we're cloned from the same vat?
Boss: [meets a cowardly Clonetrooper] What a waste of good genes.
Boss: [to a jealous clonetrooper] This deluxe model is the only thing standing between you and a bloody death.
Sev: [after killing a lot of enemies] Ahh! My fire finger is getting itchy.
Scorch: [Blows up a blockade and laughs] That blew up real good.
[Sev shoots an enemy lying on the ground to make sure it's dead] Scorch: Sev, did that one give you a nasty look?
[color=#000000][size=2][b][i]Heralds of the coming doom, Like the cry of the Raven, we are drawn, This oath of war and vengeance, On a blade of exalted iron sworn, With blood anointed swords
I don't know what to say.
5th September 2006
Lol... has anyone come across this one (Seems rare to me...) Scorch [after slicing console in Droid factory on Geonosis] No console is a match for my leet hax0r skills. Or... Sev[After you incap another one of your squad] Do that again, and I'll kill you myself. ...trying to remember another one... Got it! Another early geonosis one... Scorch: Would you like a small or a large crater, sir?
Scorch: The garden has a pest problem: Trandoshans. Sev: Would you prefer baby Wookiees? Scorch: Uh, not really. Too cute
It was actually: Clone advisor: Squad, you are nearing the nursery. Scorch: (Can't remember, something about baby wookies) Advisor: No, baby worshyr trees.
20th June 2006
I was incapacitated once, and right after that I heard this: Scorch: Aw, Sev do you have to make such a mess. Sev: Rule #17, always make sure they're dead. Scorch: This one looks dead. Sev: It is now.
This may have been posted already but I find it more funny than usual because I was incapacitated.
Sev: Here's hoping they don't surrender.
Scorch: Sev, how many kills you got psycho? Sev: More than you wise guy. Fixer: Cut the chatter you two. Scorch: Calm down Fixer, just having a little fun.
(Advisor mentions AA supply drop on Geonosis) Scorch: Yes, more explosives, you just made my day advisor.
(Player comes into view of Geonosis core ship dominating the landscape) Fixer: There's the core ship sir! Scorch: Are you sure Fixer, there could be another one around the corner.
This one comes from Triple-Zero, the book. Sev's arm slides out of place and Fi goes to fix it up. He says he'll place it back on three. Fi: Now, this is what we call a-THREE!
Also in Triple Zero some captives are being sent through a pod in space and Scorch is on the receiving end. He says something like this. Scorch: Send him in legs first so if he squirms I can break his legs.
In Hard Contact Atin thanks Fi for patching up a wound of his. Fi: You should see me do a tracheotomy.
(After killing a group of trandos in a forest, you find an animal cooking on a rotitery) Scorch: Rule #(something), never pull sentry duty on an empty stomach.
(After shooting a cannon) Sev: That was fun.
20th June 2006
Sa Anupuw;3654089 Sev: Some people say that in order to achieve maximum combat effectiveness, they need to get into the zone. Sir, I *live* in the zone.
Where did you hear that one?
10th May 2006
When your squad is separated on the ship: Boss(after being ambushed):Blast! Fixer: Uh, what was that sir I didn't copy? Boss: Uh nothing, just some static in the com link! I love this game, simply because of all the jokes they have.
indeed its very good! Also in the republic assault ship that has been boarded. Boss walks further after he lost contact with scorch. He sees a clone trooper. The clone trooper explains what happened. 38: so when everyone was fighting, you hide? clonet: NO! i wanted to fire a torpedo to warn the republic. 38: mmmh Scavenger sting flies at clonetr and he screams!* 38 does nothing, clonetr falls down 38: damn what a waste of good gens.... in a fight: 38: take sniping position delta's! sev: with pleasure sir.... *BOOM SHOOTS HEAD OF DROID* 38: give me an explosive solution (dont know for sure about this one) scorch: i love exploding things! sev: d'ooooh......(depressed...)
GF is my bext friend *hugs GF*
21st December 2006
ROFL!!! this is so funny! I remember playing this game, ahh goood time, unfortunatlly multiplayer is crap to the bones. Man some of the hings they say in that game made me die whlie i was crying with luaghter.
also with the trandoshians scorch has been liberated. scorch: they searched me pretty good but i hided it very well! boss: where exactly? scorch: eum, you dont wanna know!
i played the game out but now i was kinda suprised because when you blow up the big separist dropship. Everyone needs to report back to you but you hear Sev saying that he has problems... Now the game ends because the republic invades kashyk but it brutally stops.. Now what happens with Sev?