Post your silly experiences in AA here! I'll start.
It happened last night, I was playing on MOUT McKenna and was in the Church (red and bleeding). A guy is outside in the front, and throws a flashbang in. I'm near the back and it doesn't hit me. He throws another, and comes in. I'm jumpy because of being red and bloody, so my spastic shooting took him down before he got me. I'm sitting there gathering myself and a guy comes in from the right and shoots me. So I move behind a crate and he's still shooting (single shot) missing me. I fire one burst and suddenly stop!I realise I need to reload, so I'm hitting my reload button frantically, but I'm not reloading! So I look up and I had hit my chat button, and was typing "rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr". I hit tilde (~) twice to cancel the chat and hit r. I start to reload and the guy manages to finally hit me, killing me. Then I find out that everyone spectating was laughing (and I explained what happened, which made them laugh more). Luckily I was able to laugh at myself too :)
So what did you learn by that experience ? Opfor, out of ammo, have abso phatt chance in hale in this game - we have no Geneva Convention Rules. If on Auto, pull 5x, u best change clips. KISS
I learned not to hit t while trying to reload :rofl:
Apparently, no one here expcet me has humourous experiences... so..
I'm not the best player out there. I think I have more luck than skill. I like to goof off and tell people that "I forgive you for killing me" or for flashbanging me, etc etc. So one day I was playing and was doing fairly well against really good people. I killed three I think, then was killed myself. So after the round I said to the guy who killed me "I forgive you for ending my killing spree". They informed me that it was only three and did not qualify as a spree, so I said "It was a spree in the making!*Scottish voice* It was a wee little spree!".
And it was great.
Not a matter of silly, Snow White, rather : Good Times :) - 3 opfor with 1 204g; a lucky 1000m M24 shot; a flash g in an opfor's face kills him; a M82 1 shot 2 kills; as medic, treat 3 in same place and live; being a map's most frequent sole survivor as the rest of the teamies are too stupid to live; winning those maps; encountering a random team that actually knows wtf they are doing. Bad Times :( - something other than the good times above, you couldn't sell your best lookin' sister to get a kill. Stuff occurs
Oh I just remembered more!
I was on a clan's server, just me and an admin. So we decided to goof around. What we did was forceclass to r, throw down flashbangs, forceclass to r, throw down flashbangs, repeat until we had a bunch. Then he forceclassed recruit, and we picked up the flashbangs. We then proceeded to flash each other continuously. I ended up killing him. With flashbangs.
Then another time (you reminded me of this gottagrip), I was on MOUT and I was medic. I was in the alley by blue building and some teammates needed healing. So I went to one, healed him, walked away, then BOOM! He's blown up. Another guy (I think) was damaged by the blast, so I heal him, then BOOM! He was killed by another grenade.
And there were my antics as an admin.. I'd post Admin message (the big ones at the bottom of the screen) saying things like "The VIP has escaped" on maps with no VIP. And "Changing to Defense next round".
not dun the admin thinghy yet, building the macheene mon. (I get the T1 round 'bout April :) ) My server will be limited clan to within 4 day forced march of the Appallachian Trail - these foreigners runnin' this board think that's a buncha crap but witness: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=Battle+of+Kings+Mountain http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Battle+of+Cowpens&btnG=Google+Search (that's what admin iz zo pizzed about, banning me4 elsewhere, I got better info than they do :) )
14th October 2004
I fire one burst and suddenly stop!I realise I need to reload, so I'm hitting my reload button frantically, but I'm not reloading! So I look up and I had hit my chat button, and was typing "rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr". I hit tilde (~) twice to cancel the chat and hit r. I start to reload and the guy manages to finally hit me, killing me.
thats happened to god-only-knows people god-only-knows how many times lol.... me 2 :p :)