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Aurora-[NZ]

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#1 13 years ago

Not acceptable.

***THE GAMERS CODE: By Nik Horn***

Rule (1) At all times, the gamer must apply to the code. No Exceptions.

Rule (2) The gamer, must at all times put games first. If it means you miss your grandads funeral, tough. The first applies.

Rule (3) Any social outings that involve gaming, must be participated with 100% enthusiasm.

Rule (4) The gamer will go to all expense to have the best, of the best for his gaming rig.

Rule (5) The gamer will, at all times put gaming before his/her other duties. Wheather these duties be... Girl/boyfriends, Parties, piss up's, jobs or work, school or sport.

Rule (6) The gamer must buy only the best games. None of this "Dragon Ball Z" or "Pokemon" crap. Not acceptable.

Rule (7) The true gamer may not play Doom3. It sux. HL2 Pwns.

Rule (8) The gamer will never consider others be it retards, old people, relations. Other gamers must be welcomed with open arms. If for any reason you (as a gamer) are in a tight situation which may required you to think on your feet (or arse) to continue your game/gaming duties, one of the following statements must be made to the reciever/person bothering you/employer.

* "Hang on, i'll be with you in a sec" ( 2 hours later...) * "Piss off!" * "The phone's ringing" * "Hang on a minute, if i dont do this the super cryptic code of the matrix could fall into the enemy hands, thus anihilating all of human existance"

If all else fails, the situation at hand can not be solved by one of those statements, the gamer must EITHER blurt out a false word such as "Bleh", "Garb" or "t3h" OR the gamer must use his initiative/creativness and think of an idea for himself at the given time.

(9) Nik is an Idiot. He made this rulebook in 5 minutes. I am Nik. Nik (c) copyrights the rulebook. I already made this in the half-life 2 thread in a completely random thread, but doesn't belong there and I thought I'd share it with you guys so here it is.




Lord Wiener VIP Member

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#2 13 years ago

how...interesting.


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Mr. Matt VIP Member

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#3 13 years ago

I hope this is meant to be a joke, rather than an actual list of rules that you follow :D




Ph8TaL

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#4 13 years ago

haha good stuff




CorT VIP Member

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#5 13 years ago

that isn't a gamer. thats a person with a problem (except: 'rule' 6). proof? look at 'rule' 7 ;)




Mr. Matt VIP Member

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#6 13 years ago
CorTthat isn't a gamer. thats a person with a problem (except: 'rule' 6). proof? look at 'rule' 7 ;)

Yeah, rule 7's bogus. A real gamer wouldn't even mention Doom 3 because it's not to be considered a true game :p.




JP(NL)

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#7 13 years ago

you know nik, you're right. nik is an idiot.




CorT VIP Member

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#8 13 years ago

lmao, stapler.

/me smacks Mr. Matt




Grimme

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#9 13 years ago

Pokemon games are actually addictive. Dragon Ball Z isn't. That's a very true set of rules [.......roll%20eyes%20%28sarcastic%29.gif] , I would like to add 10) "Causual" Gaming, is not allowed, because that breaks all the other rules. Casual Gamers.... pffffft.




Aurora-[NZ]

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#10 13 years ago

Pfft you guys are such nerds sometimes... Its just a joke, get over it :rolleyes: A joke, you know? Those things people make up to make others laugh, also known as a "Quirk" or "funny". I'm glad at least ph8tal saw the funny side of it. So instead of picking at particular pieces of it, why not either just not say anything at all, or have a sense of humour.... As people can't seem to get thier mind around the fact that I was only kidding im just going to lock this thread rather than risking it turn into a flame war. **Closed**