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darkhitman

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#21 16 years ago

I think a vietnam expansion would fit JO's engine pretty well...all they need is a ghillie suit that actually OBSCURES the human outline, not define it.

Maybe...JO:Ghetto Uprising Drive around in your escalades and platinum bentleys, use weapons like "piece" and "bent pipe", and a switchblade. Choose from classes like homie, dealer, g-unit, and others. Fly around in stolen world war 1 biplanes, and engage in maps like: North side, and The Mall. And instead of medpacks, 1g of processed crack. Throw molotovs and mcguievers instead of grenades. I think I'm done now.




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#22 16 years ago
darkhitmanMaybe...JO:Ghetto Uprising Drive around in your escalades and platinum bentleys, use weapons like "piece" and "bent pipe", and a switchblade. Choose from classes like homie, dealer, g-unit, and others. Fly around in stolen world war 1 biplanes, and engage in maps like: North side, and The Mall. And instead of medpacks, 1g of processed crack. Throw molotovs and mcguievers instead of grenades. I think I'm done now.

If that one ever becomes available I am in the line to get it - just a brilliant idea... :lol: other maps could include 'Dodge the DEA' = make sure that your shipment makes the journey from Columbia to Miami, 'Brotherhood of real men' = hide in the mountains and declare a state of anarchy and fight the country that made it possible to be like that to the bone...




Grimme

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#23 16 years ago

I think JO: Shopping Spree would be good, "Drive a Trolley, while your friend fires out of the back with a labelling gun, Pump 20 sticky labels into your opponent and then skid round the freezer cabinet. Use Coca-Nades, And watch the CO2 explode in the rebels face. Or take the position of Rebel. And try to nick stuff. New classes include, Bag Boy, Label-Man, Cashier and Manager. New maps set in Tesco, Sainsburys and for a new experience, WAL MART!!! Take to the aisles, packing heavy duty packaging and pummel your opponents. Call the cops as a cashier. Or Grab a baseball bat and defend your store as the manager."




_Ragnarok_

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#24 16 years ago

joint operations: EA takedown

essentially the objective is to restore all company specific titles to there respective owners via a cunning mix of reverse pshcology and incredible violence. You are awarded extra points for coding the originol games to what they were origionoly




Atrix

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#25 16 years ago

I would like to combine the ideas of Grim_Grom:- "Joint Ops: Back in Blighty" and that of Hardwire_1:- "how about afganistan mountain tunnel systems" and create a expansion where you fight it out in the charv network of tunnels between the suburbs of newcastle, Shiremoor and Meadowell (code named charv central 1+2). You have charvs lobbing bottles and grafittiing your PSP, and on tkoth games you have to make it to the mid tunnel where the big daddy charv lurks surrounded by an army of armed teenie bobbers with Air rifles.




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#26 16 years ago
AtrixI would like to combine the ideas of Grim_Grom:- "Joint Ops: Back in Blighty" and that of Hardwire_1:- "how about afganistan mountain tunnel systems" and create a expansion where you fight it out in the charv network of tunnels between the suburbs of newcastle, Shiremoor and Meadowell (code named charv central 1+2). You have charvs lobbing bottles and grafittiing your PSP, and on tkoth games you have to make it to the mid tunnel where the big daddy charv lurks surrounded by an army of armed teenie bobbers with Air rifles.

translation time for those not living inm the newcastle region. (newcastle, Shiremoor and Meadowell = the crappest parts of newcastle) (chav = those peices of shit who think its funnie to mug old people and shit like that) (bigdaddy chav= the inbred father of a "sect of chavs") (tennie boppers= kids who think there great cos they can constantly repeat the lyrics from 1 nirvana song or the like)




Grimme

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#27 16 years ago

Its InGenius.............. We have Chavs in Burnley.




ES1.Kasrkin

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#28 16 years ago

I think everyone knows what a chav is...hate them with a passion. Why the gold chains! WHY!!!

Anyway...expasnion pack on it's way...uhm hmm. Gonna be good.




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#29 16 years ago

i was thinking more of americans who wouldnt understand what the hell us brits wer on about.




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#30 16 years ago

I think instead of an expansion pak, they should make the add-on available for free download like Oleg Maddox does with his IL2 series. Now that would rock. Save the expansion packs for real new content that they want to add, not stuff that should have been in the game when it was released.