Worst lines in a Video Game 22 replies

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#1 13 years ago

"You were almost a Jill sandwitch" :banana: Or how about... "Here, take this lockpick, i'm sure you, the master of unlocking would find it useful"


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#2 13 years ago

"I would haven't never done that to you" Some RPG I played. Don't remember the name, but that line always sticks with me. I hate bad grammar, especially in video games.


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#3 13 years ago

In ad, 2101.. War was beginning

What happen!?

Somebody setup us the bomb!

We get signal!


Main screen turn on!!!

It's you!!

How are you gentlemen, all your base are belong to us! you have no chance to survive make your time! Ha-Ha

Take off every zig!

Move zig, You know what you doing move zig!

For great justice!

... All Your Base Rhapsody


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#4 13 years ago

"I saw some mudcrabs the other day."


From the Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion.


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#5 13 years ago

"Ma'm the marines are asking where to go?" - Random radio guy "To War." -Keys Halo 3, corniest line ever.


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#6 13 years ago

"You dare steal from me, That could cost you your life!" And the lady always replies "What did I do? Please tell me!" - Assassin's Creed

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#7 13 years ago

Oblivion has some odd ones...

"By the way, do you happen to know what the fine is here in Cyrodiil for Necrophilia?

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#8 13 years ago

I can't remember the line exactly, but X2: The Threat and X3: Reunion had weird lines, for instance.

"Launch all Discos!"

"The Kha'ak have penetrated our lines!"

They really should've thought of some better names... makes a good game look ridiculous.


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#9 13 years ago

"What's this?" "Oh my god what is that?" "It's blood, I hope it's not Chris' blood" Yes, that really does happen..... Lol, i'm sorry but RE has the worst lines i've ever heard XD YouTube - RESIDENT EVIL TRIBUTE; 11 YEARS Or how about "Here take this, it's a really powerful weapon, ESPECIALLY powerful against living things" :P


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#10 13 years ago

"Youre invincible!? Guess I cant kill you then."