I'm way cooler than n0e (who isn't though?)
11th February 2003
GameSpot Forums COD 4 X360Rubberknife Whenever you stab someone, they don't die and get a free shot with their own knife.
Broken Sights Affects any scope or iron sight and is intended to deceive the player into believing he has the enemy in his sights when the bullets are, in fact missing the target.
Spawn Kill Whereby they spawn me on top of a grenade or under an air strike. Occasionally it spawns me with 3 or 4 enemies right behind me to try and surprise me.
Helicopter X-ray Vision The enemy helicopters can kill me even when I'm in a building with no windows or holes in the roof around me.
Host This dumb***! Where the servers only kick you out of the game and not your friends when you were the one hosting the game.
Sticky Door Where a team tries to pile out a doorway all at once and they all get stuck in there like some Warner Bros cartoon.
Friday The Thirteenth Where the game suddenly gets choppier then Jason Vorhees around horny camp counselors.
Suicide Bomber It's when you go to throw a grenade, but instead you pick up the cooked nade that was just thrown at your feet and you kill yourself.
Acme Air Strike
When you call in an air strike right on where the whole enemy team is, you don't get a kill, even when they're all in an open field.
Acme Ammo The bullets you use sometimes cause the M-16 to jam up and not be able to fire for a few seconds.
The above were found by myself. The rest is a list of hidden perks found by other posters, with their names under their respective perks.
Firecraker Nafes Where grenades go off under the enemeies feet and still don’t do any damage, let alone kill them By MunchenGohan
Bullet Magnet Where all enemy fire is directed upon you and you are always the first to die, even when surrounded by teammates. By SandroDX And bullet magnets friend, Grenade Magnet At the start of each round, the enemies grenades fly the full length of the map and blow up in your face. By Skybolt_DX
Copter Bait Where as soon as you stick your toe out the door, the Helicopter is there instantly and shoots you through the tiniest crack in whatever house your hiding in. Lord daidilus
Bullet Notification Where you shoot someone 8 times with an m-16 with stopping power, and they are still able to turn around, find where you are, aim, and kill you before you kill them. By Bree hunter
Curving Bullet When you have a headshot lined up, the bullet suddenly curves and misses the target, while at the same time notifying the enemy team to your whereabouts. By DarkChildAwake
Unlucky Where the enemy no scopes you from across the map, or you get hit from a noob tube from across the map at the beginning of a game. Or an enemy shoots your thrown grenade in your face. By XI_JON_IX
The Invisible Man You get killed from bullets seemingly out of nowhere, only to watch the deathcam and see he was right in front of you. By gh4chiefs
Cotton Candy Bullets Whe you shoot someone up with a whole clip and the deathcam doesn’t show him getting hit by one. By Knarg321
Paper 50 Cal Bullets Whereby a .50 cal with stopping power to the chest doesn’t kill, only sends them into last stand and your teammate takes the kill, leaving you with an assist. By Phitin_Phils
Crazy Glue Where every time you try and sprint, you always get stuck on doorways, walls, etc. By xXMaxie 360Xx
Spear The range of your knife is increased by six feet. Only works on the opposing team By TorugotoShinsan
Return To Sender When you toss a grenade, it will bounce off a wall, or window frame, or anything else it can, and land right beside you. By MysteryMan2000 Distraction The game continuously spawns you directly beneath the enemy helicopter, thereby holding it's attention so your allies can play.
Bulletproof Face Pouring an entire clip from the Scorpion (with Stopping Power) into an enemy face from 8 feet away will enable the enemy to get a one-shot pistol kill while you're reloading.
Peekaboo Spawns enemies right behind you, so that as soon as you check and clear a room and move through, you're knifed in the back.
Preferred Stabber Gives knifing priority to enemy players. Allows conflicting stabbing commands entered at the same time or near intervals to be determined by which player is on the enemy team.
"Death Wish" Spawn directly in front of a battalion of enemies every time. "Helo Trainee" Helicopter pilot succeeds only at flying his bird from one side of the map to the other, and is then shot down. "Wide Reciever" Hail mary frag grenades land directly in your vicinity "Optical Illusion" Sight/Scope shows you aiming at a target's chest while firing yet doen't register a hit "Noob Wrangler" Perpetually paired up with a stellar team of non-prestige level 1-40 players against a team of 4-5 level prestige players. Dear God why me? "The One" Available to players on the opposing team. Empty entire magazines and hit nothing but air. "Whoa!" "Damn it! I'm on your team stupid!" Abscence of a Votekick or boot feature for teamkillers
When the game starts, the laptop is on the other side of the map, next to the enemy. Effect usually persists throughout the entire game.
This is way too funny LOL, All of it is so true. Anyone agree?
Fragile: Reduces your health to 1/2 it's original value (enemies never seem to use this one)
super radar: enemies can always tell when your reloading and sprinting and will come around the corner at the most improbable times to kill you.
Martyr of Martyrs: The blast radius of enemy martyrs is doubled
Fumble: You take just long enough to throw an enemy grenade back so it explodes 1ft in front of you.
Goal: Where enemies throw random grenades at the beginning of the game and always kill you.
Malfunctioning Death cam: Where, even if you didn't press x or weren't in a hardcore game, your deathcam doesn't show you how you died even though your still trying to figure it out.
i have the pc version. but im curious how do you unlock these so called hidden perks?
^ & ^^lulz
They're making fun of the game. :D
I'm way cooler than n0e (who isn't though?)
11th February 2003
lol at the two othe rposters :P its making fun of the game(unless you guys are being sarcastic :P) because alot of this stuff literally happens... always..
i have to agree with most of these 'perks' if only i could get them to work on the enemy
Why would you need that? you can hack, you don't need special perks (thats right, I'm not going to get off this)
themanclaw;4202749Why would you need that? you can hack, you don't need special perks (thats right, I'm not going to get off this)
if you notice it is on about the 360 version where it is extremely hard or impossible to hack