14 Reasons To Allow Drinking On The Job 6 replies

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Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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#1 12 years ago

1. It's an incentive to show up. 2. It reduces stress. 3. It leads to more honest communications. 4. It reduces complaints about low pay. 5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover. 6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear. 7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter. 8. It encourages carpooling. 9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care. 10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work. 11. It makes fellow employees look better. 12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better. 13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they have had a couple of drinks. 14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable. Imagine the moderators here on GF doing #6 whilst they was drunk :lol: Oh and i like #13, it's FTW :smokin:




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#2 12 years ago

lol, that would be intersting to be to allowed drinking at work! But on the other hand some people drink to get fucked so most likely most companys will not allow you to have a alcholic drink.




Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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#3 12 years ago

Just do it on the sly and hope no-one see's :)




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#4 12 years ago

I know 2 people who would take a case of beer to my job everyday if that was allowed:p. I wonder what the penalty for DUI on a forklift is?




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#5 12 years ago
Pethegreat;3399973I know 2 people who would take a case of beer to my job everyday if that was allowed:p. I wonder what the penalty for DUI on a forklift is?

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#6 12 years ago

There is a guy at work who comes in pissed sometimes, He stinks of alcohol and smoke, It is terrible, fortunatley he is not on our team. He is often put on the crap jobs when he turns up late. Ha Ha

Our assistant manager has recently been banned from driving for 12 mounths because he got caught drink drivng.




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#7 12 years ago

You forgot point 15:

15. All the puge, spilled beer and blood (from accidents of working entoxicated) creates extra jobs for interior cleaners.