15 things to do at Wal-Mart 32 replies

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SFA-recruiter1

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#1 14 years ago

15 things to do at Wal-Mart while your girlfriend is taking her sweet time:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3 in housewares..." and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible." 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" And last but not least: 15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There is no toilet paper in here!" :0wned:




Death_Korp_Of_KRIEG

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#2 14 years ago

AHAHHAHAH L LIKE NUMBER 5 i ahve to do that but in big w




SneakySoft

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#3 14 years ago

wal-mart is known as asda in england for all those english people out there




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#4 14 years ago

hahah pretty funny. Make a think titled 15 things to do in a maxium security prison. now that would be funny:lol:




Grimme

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#5 14 years ago
Verticalwal-mart is known as asda in england for all those english people out there

Its crap is ASDA, it reeks of cheapness




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#6 14 years ago

I dont think its necessarily ASDA, its just one of those places, could be the the Tescos (The best) or Co-Op equivalent, but really, who cares? :)




THE_UNKNOWN_SOLDIER

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#7 14 years ago

Yea Who cares Im gonna try numers: 1, 8 , 13, 14, 15 :naughty:




Zab

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#8 14 years ago
firstpost 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

:lol: That's great!!! I'm gonna do that!!! (Not that I go to wal-mart...:p)




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#9 14 years ago

16. buy something.

:lol: those are good. ive read them before.

on the gun one, i would say, as i picked up the gun, "looks like i just find myself a new anti-depressant"




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#10 14 years ago

LMAO!!!LMAO!!!! i'd probably do some of those things too, you're giving me ideas! *evilly grins and rubs hands together*


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