42 Midgets vs 1 African Lion. 5 replies

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Zab

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#1 13 years ago

"Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight An African Lion is responsible for the death of 28 Cambodian Midgets Spectators cheered as entire Cambodian Midget Fighting League squared off against African Lion Tickets had been sold-out three weeks before the much anticipated fight, which took place in the city of Kâmpóng Chhnãng. The fight was slated when an angry fan contested Yang Sihamoni, President of the CMFL, claiming that one lion could defeat his entire league of 42 fighters.

Sihamoni takes great pride in the league he helped create, as was conveyed in his recent advertising campaign for the CMFL that stated his midgets will "... take on anything; man, beast, or machine." This campaign is believed to be what sparked the undisclosed fan to challenge the entire league to fight a lion; a challenge that Sihamoni readily accepted. An African Lion (Panthera Leo) was shipped to centrally located Kâmpóng Chhnãng especially for the event, which took place last Saturday, April 30, 2005 in the city's coliseum. The Cambodian Government allowed the fight to take place, under the condition that they receive a 50% commission on each ticket sold, and that no cameras would be allowed in the arena. The fight was called in only 12 minutes, after which 28 fighters were declared dead, while the other 14 suffered severe injuries including broken bones and lost limbs, rendering them unable to fight back. Sihamoni was quoted before the fight stating that he felt since his fighters out-numbered the lion 42 to 1, that they “… could out-wit and out-muscle [it].”




Guns4Hire

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#2 13 years ago
Jesse27

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#3 13 years ago

They should have that here. Mack




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#4 13 years ago

Wait up... this thread was done before, and it was a fake news piece. Still funny, but a rerun none the less.




Admiral Donutz VIP Member

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#5 13 years ago

old and fake :p




-Heretic-

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#6 13 years ago

Even though its fake, its quite funny.