We all do it sometime, whether it be at bar, skiing, or having sex with a girfriend. Everyone of us, whether it be tommrow, today, 5 years or 525 days. Every last one of us die. So why does i have to be deppresing and painful in the end for you? It doesn't! Work around the sytem, an find some cool ways to die ; 5) Becoming a Mortor- Tired of Goerge bush, Osama Bin laden or those pescy,third world coutry Dictators? Well you can become a mortor! Commen sense say's you can't just take AkA-47 to Michael Jackson, or Osama, Etc., without beeing killed, well take a hand gun, conceal it, Shootthe trget and be Killed. 4) Too much sex- On a calm, Peaceful night youhave sex with your parter. After A while your He/She Gets tired and decides to go to sleep. Your not done so you decide exite your Parter, by calling afew "freinds" over. At this point your pretty tired, but you go on, and soon do to lack of energy and body temp, you collapse with a heart attack, with your " friends" still giving you pleasure.-sex duh 3)DEcaptation- This is a bit odd I know, but thetoughtoff losing a bodypart sees so intruiging, so unusual. crepy Right? 2)Beeing thrown int a black hole- Our sun suddenly implodes, creating a black hole. The instant it forms it act like a giant vacuum sucking, everthing in this, solar sytem and more, into it. Earth too, and you in along with it. You are sucked down to a quantemsinglarty, and supposdly, time freezes, inside a black hole(it has enough force to bend space-time so beeing bent it could freeze.), so you'd never actualy die, shocking isn't it? 1) Death by Orgasim- When Spanking the monkey, you body encouters a freak reaction; Your brain instead of dispersing the Chemcal that make an Orgasim in just one area, It puts it in every cell, in your body. As a freak reaction you feel an Orgasmatic reaspone in every part of your body.Although the downside is thechemcal reaction is enough to Kill you. -Who Cares, as long as were like 85 and getting banged by some hot 20 year old chick :naughty: -Think of your own, when your 90 and saggy, wrinklly and the only pleasure in life is to pay some hooker to get with you, how would you like to die?
Decapitation is a cool way to die?? Why don't you tell Nick Berg that, you retard. BTW nice spelling......
While yes, Mad Ewok has a point or two, I do admit, I have considered this before :nodding:
My top five would be for myself as I'm slightly masacistic and have considered these things:
1) I think being shot during a fist-fight after being stabbed would be a decent way to go, you keep your honor in tact and no one would think less of my whithering decaying piece of flesh . . . or so I think . . . .
2) falling off the Sears Tower (jumping off would completely ruin it :mad: ), then proceeding to sailor dive through an open man hole and hitting an alligator . . . that would be quite an experience.
3) being catapaulted over the great wall of china . . . no particular reason for it, just kinda want to see the great wall of china :clueless:
4) Being shot out of the blow hole of a whale, then getting tail-slapped into the air, then being hit by an airplane . . . randomness is half the fun ;)
5) dreaming a good dream, and never waking up, and the dream never ends . . . .
Mine are kind of boring, I know, but these are the most likely that I can consider myself going through. I'm masacistic, not suicidal, I must have these inflicted upon me or this wouldn't work at ALL. I'd never inflict such things upon myself, but my friends find pleasure in how I have no reservations about being beaten by them in good fun; a masacist's best friend is a sadist :nodding:
1. Died on the battlefield for my country 2. Being Launched by a catapault with 400 pounds of explosives strapped to me, watching the terrorists faces when i fly down on them 3. Being a secret agent on a mission, and being captured, smiling at the last second and biting down on the cynade capsul i dunno about the rest, im all out of ideas
People say I post too much
12th February 2004
Died on the battlefield for my country
Not sure about that one, I don't see how "dying for your country" can actually help anybody... I would rather not die. Or die without knowing.
President of Novistrana
19th January 2003
Seppuku, using one owns sword to himself or gun I suppose now would qualify.
5. Jumping off building (Vanilla Sky style) 4. Dying (in any fashion) for the safety of family, friends, loved ones. 3. As a WWII pilot after having shot down a fair number of enemies; then suicide into a building or ship to save others. 2. Having to shit bad for days on end and finally going and spilling ur colon and intestines out into the toilet + bleed to death = die. 1. During/After sex (though i would feel bad for the partner.)
1. Comitting as many crimes as you can and being chased by the police over several continants before finally jumping off the empire state building to end it all.
1) Dying in a gladiator match. 2) Dying in a duel.