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#1 10 years ago

There is a chance that I might have a chance. And by this, I mean I may be able to finally get a girlfriend. After 20 years, I finally found someone dumb enough to date me.

This is my picture.

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Some say I look like Bobby Jindal from Louisiana.

Some of my faults is that I kind of fart too much. And by that, I mean way too much. I used to do it at school thinking it was funny and cute, but none of the girls like it. So I tried to stop. Usually I just blame it on someone else though. Even when they know it is me, I just deny it and it just gets awkward. Sometimes I hate my life.




Covin Narcissus

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#2 10 years ago

[SIZE="1"]You need to put this in the introduction forum.

And stop threatening people with the FBI through PM's.

kthxdie[/SIZE]




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#3 10 years ago

By FBI, I meant federal billygoat inspector. Duh.




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#4 10 years ago
And stop threatening people with the FBI through PM's.

He's doing that!?




Penguin_Unit

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#5 10 years ago

Oh, come on, dude. Except for the farting thing, you shouldn't have a problem anyway. I thought I was the most unattractive guy, but there's at least two girls I know of that seem to think I'm worth looking at. Note that I have some mild acne, which does not look like freckles at a distance... I swear it has to be the eyes.




Covin Narcissus

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#6 10 years ago

[SIZE="1"]

Siddharth Gupta;4740302He's doing that!?

Yep.

He's purdy 'tarded.[/SIZE]




Scientist Dr. Professor

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#7 10 years ago
Penguin_Unit;4740310Oh, come on, dude. Except for the farting thing, you shouldn't have a problem anyway. I thought I was the most unattractive guy, but there's at least two girls I know of that seem to think I'm worth looking at. Note that I have some mild acne, which does not look like freckles at a distance... I swear it has to be the eyes.

Then you should be having sex with them RIGHT NOW.

Oh and I bet camping is really X-C.




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#8 10 years ago
Penguin_Unit;4740310Oh, come on, dude. Except for the farting thing, you shouldn't have a problem anyway. I thought I was the most unattractive guy, but there's at least two girls I know of that seem to think I'm worth looking at. Note that I have some mild acne, which does not look like freckles at a distance... I swear it has to be the eyes.

I actually have other problems too. I didn't show you a full body shot. But I'm extremely weak around the legs. They look kind of fucked up. It is weird looking, I don't know how to explain it except that one is a lot shorter than the other, and the other is a lot bigger than the other.

And I tend to say really awkward sexual things out loud. Plus one time a girl found this notebook on my desk where I keep drawings of penises, and that turned into a big issue at school. I don't think anyone ever stopped making fun of me for it. People still comment on my Myspace wall about it.




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#9 10 years ago

This is the most elaborate troll I've ever seen.

EDIT: I take it back

camping!;4740316And I tend to say really awkward sexual things out loud. Plus one time a girl found this notebook on my desk where I keep drawings of penises, and that turned into a big issue at school. I don't think anyone ever stopped making fun of me for it.

Now he's just ripping off Superbad.




Covin Narcissus

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#10 10 years ago

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SeinfeldRules;4740315Oh and I bet camping is really X-C.

LOL

Superbad is an awesome movie though.[/SIZE]




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