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J-Dub'

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#1 15 years ago

A teacher asked a class to write stories that involved mystery, sex, and religion. The student with the shortest paper gets an A and on down. The winning paper was two sentences long and read as follows: "Oh my God, I'm pregnant. I wonder who did it."




MoreGun89

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#2 15 years ago

LMAO!! great!!! 10/10:-D


Mother Banhammer



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#3 15 years ago

That's just sad. :lol: What type of English course was this?




J-Dub'

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#4 15 years ago

I dont know, A teacher told me about it.




AegenemmnoN Advanced Member

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#5 15 years ago

hahahah! good ol school and all its teachins.




*Soviet.Power

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#6 15 years ago

LOL, nice paper! :lol:




ub3r

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#7 15 years ago

haha, that's is one of the best jokes i have heard.




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#8 15 years ago

Is this how they teach nowadays :eek:




colonel_bob

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#9 15 years ago

Heh. That almost reminds me of a story I heard where a college professor gave his kids an essay where you had to prove whether hell was exothermic or endothermic using Boyle's Law.

Wow, I, uh, didn't see that thread at the bottom of the page by Mr. Matt. Please accept my apologies.




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#10 15 years ago

Lol, no doubt he got an A! :lol:




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