A teacher asked a class to write stories that involved mystery, sex, and religion. The student with the shortest paper gets an A and on down. The winning paper was two sentences long and read as follows: "Oh my God, I'm pregnant. I wonder who did it."
LMAO!! great!!! 10/10:-D
No! I'm Spamacus!
17th June 2003
That's just sad. :lol: What type of English course was this?
I dont know, A teacher told me about it.
The cream of the crop
19th August 2003
hahahah! good ol school and all its teachins.
Ex-MøđęRāŧǿr ø₣ Geňęrāł Gāmíňĝ
31st January 2004
LOL, nice paper! :lol:
haha, that's is one of the best jokes i have heard.
Is this how they teach nowadays :eek:
Heh. That almost reminds me of a story I heard where a college professor gave his kids an essay where you had to prove whether hell was exothermic or endothermic using Boyle's Law.
Wow, I, uh, didn't see that thread at the bottom of the page by Mr. Matt. Please accept my apologies.
Lol, no doubt he got an A! :lol: