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#1 7 years ago

How NOT to raise your kids :)

http://www.cracked.com/article/195_7-things-good-parents-do-that-screw-up-kids-life/

A lot of this probably goes without saying, but I found it at least entertaining.


"I'd shush her zephyr." ~ Zephyr.



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#2 7 years ago

[SIZE="4"]#7. Giving Your Kids a Creative Name[/SIZE]

You want your kid to be special. There are a few million Daves, Bobs and Johns running around NOT being totally awesome and obviously it's all because of their boring-ass names. So you decide to name your son something original, like Malcolm, Ivan or [COLOR="Red"]Dicksmash McIroncock[/COLOR].

Might make a good forum user name. =p

[SIZE="4"]#3. Warning Them About Strangers[/SIZE]

Teaching children to fear anyone strange or different from themselves manifests itself later as a fear of pretty much the entire outside world. By adulthood, they're locking their doors every time a Mexican walks by.

There are no Mexican people in my country, so I'm good. =p

[SIZE="4"]#2. Heaping Praise On Them[/SIZE]

"Great job on the test, son! [COLOR="Red"]I loved it how you blocked the ball with your face, son! Got your girlfriend pregnant? High five, up top![/COLOR]"

:lulz:

[SIZE="4"]#1. Showing Them Educational Videos[/SIZE]

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[SIZE="1"]For example, these are not really your three girlfriends.[/SIZE]

No? Not even one of them? No? Can I play with them anyway, daddy? :naughty: :lulz:




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#3 7 years ago
Tricorder;5593561No? Not even one of them? No? Can I play with them anyway, daddy? :naughty: :lulz:

You can play with aaany girl you like. Now, tell me again, who's your daddy?




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#4 7 years ago

Wow...My parents did ALL of that, except the educational videos >.> I'll admit I grew up on oldschool Cartoon Network :P


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#5 7 years ago

Your real name is Dicksmash McIroncock?




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#6 7 years ago

Because if it is, that's totally awesome :)


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#7 7 years ago
Biiviz;5593575You can play with aaany girl you like. Now, tell me again, who's your daddy?[/QUOTE] =p
MoreGun89;5593584Wow...My parents did ALL of that, except the educational videos >.> I'll admit I grew up on oldschool Cartoon Network :P
Care to share your name with us? =p [QUOTE=The One and Only;5593589]Your real name is Dicksmash McIroncock?

I hope it's not. =p




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#8 7 years ago
The One and Only;5593589Your real name is Dicksmash McIroncock?

DON'T JUDGE ME




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#9 7 years ago

I'm sure most of our parents did some or most of whats on that list.




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#10 7 years ago
Granyaski;5593739I'm sure most of our parents did some or most of whats on that list.

Did you forget the smiley?

Mine did nothing on the list. Perhaps that's why I'm such a well-rounded individual, despite the fact that my late father could be described as a mentally ill alcoholic who associated with criminals and even did prison time. :D




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