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Ensign Riles VIP Member

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#1 14 years ago

May 25, 2005 -- A Brooklyn suspect in two livery-cab stickups redefined stupid yesterday when he walked into a police station to check on his arrested partner-in-crime — and found himself standing in front of his own wanted poster. It took only a split-second for the stunned cops at the 90th Precinct in Williamsburg to slap the cuffs on 20-year-old Awiey "Chucky" Hernandez, whose picture was captured by a cab-cam during one of the duo's alleged robberies.

"There's a wanted poster with their pictures, right there," said an incredulous Sgt. Norman Horowitz, of the 90th Precinct Detective Squad. "[The poster] was a couple of feet away. Obviously he did not notice it, but we did."

Hernandez's bungle began when he went to the station house to inquire about his cohort — 18-year-old Huquan "Guns" Gavin, the man whose face appeared next to his on the wanted poster.

Horowitz was baffled why Hernandez would mingle with cops after the "wanted" flier had been distributed throughout the neighborhood. "I can't understand how he can walk into a station house knowing very well what they did, and their picture was plastered all over the [neighborhood]," Horowitz said.

Funny stuff, I thought that only happened in the old cartoons. :lol:


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#2 14 years ago

dumbarse :lol:

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#3 14 years ago

*starry eyed, in awe* Woooow, I want to be that stupid one day!


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#4 14 years ago

:lol: Must've been pretty shocking for him if he was that stupid. Imagine his reaction when he saw the wanted poster, but honestly - that's the LAST place any sane criminal would go. What an arse.


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#5 14 years ago

rofl ROFL.gif


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#6 14 years ago

Hawt. :rolleyes:


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#7 14 years ago

Can we all say, duuuuuuuuh...



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#8 14 years ago

He just pwnd stupidity itself :p

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#9 14 years ago

Wow, thats pretty pitiful. He had to have some kind of brain in there...somewhere :lookaround: okay, maybe not.


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#10 14 years ago

lol i never knew it was possible to be that stupid!