No! I'm Spamacus!
17th June 2003
May 25, 2005 -- A Brooklyn suspect in two livery-cab stickups redefined stupid yesterday when he walked into a police station to check on his arrested partner-in-crime — and found himself standing in front of his own wanted poster. It took only a split-second for the stunned cops at the 90th Precinct in Williamsburg to slap the cuffs on 20-year-old Awiey "Chucky" Hernandez, whose picture was captured by a cab-cam during one of the duo's alleged robberies.
"There's a wanted poster with their pictures, right there," said an incredulous Sgt. Norman Horowitz, of the 90th Precinct Detective Squad. "[The poster] was a couple of feet away. Obviously he did not notice it, but we did."
Hernandez's bungle began when he went to the station house to inquire about his cohort — 18-year-old Huquan "Guns" Gavin, the man whose face appeared next to his on the wanted poster.
Horowitz was baffled why Hernandez would mingle with cops after the "wanted" flier had been distributed throughout the neighborhood. "I can't understand how he can walk into a station house knowing very well what they did, and their picture was plastered all over the [neighborhood]," Horowitz said.
Funny stuff, I thought that only happened in the old cartoons. :lol:
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15th March 2005
*starry eyed, in awe* Woooow, I want to be that stupid one day!
:lol: Must've been pretty shocking for him if he was that stupid. Imagine his reaction when he saw the wanted poster, but honestly - that's the LAST place any sane criminal would go. What an arse.
Can we all say, duuuuuuuuh...
He just pwnd stupidity itself :p
46 and 2, are just ahead of me
23rd September 2004
Wow, thats pretty pitiful. He had to have some kind of brain in there...somewhere :lookaround: okay, maybe not.
lol i never knew it was possible to be that stupid!