An experiment with urine. 40 replies

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#1 13 years ago

Now I don't think I'm alone in the universe when it comes to splashing pee. It's a phenomenon that has plagued mankind since the invention of indoor plumbing. If you are wearing shorts, and really have to let go a high-pressure firehose piss, then chances are you will get some droplets on your legs from the splashback, and that is not a good feeling. Peeing in a half-empty toilet is good, the splashing is almost completely eliminated, but then we're talking about having to flush 2-3 times for a dump, and that's just plain time consuming. Here is what I noticed one day: I ran out of Kleenex, so I blew my nose with some toilet paper, then chucked it in the throne. About 5 minutes later I had to take a whiz, so to ease my boredom I aimed at the little folded up paper in the bowl, and to my surprise and delight my bare legs didn't get any splashback whatsoever. I would like for you guys to try this out, and tell me what some of your results were in this experiment. You don't have to blow your nose in the toilet paper, just neatly fold up a couple of squares, aim, and fire.




THE_UNKNOWN_SOLDIER

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#2 13 years ago

I suggest you stop smoking weed and pee out the window like evry other lazy bastard ;)




Mast3rofPuppets VIP Member

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#3 13 years ago

Wow, the melee has really went downhill :vikki:.




THE_UNKNOWN_SOLDIER

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#4 13 years ago

Oh and a nother little tip

NEVER pee into the wind




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#5 13 years ago
Mast3rofPuppetsWow, the melee has really went downhill :vikki:.

Lies. You know you just tried the idea out.




SnuFFeh

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#6 13 years ago

Will give it a try on tomorrow mornings piss. I'll get back to you on the outcome. :lol:




Mastershroom VIP Member

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#7 13 years ago

I figured this out when I was 6 or 7.




Grimme

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#8 13 years ago

I'll give it a try later.




Yannick

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#9 13 years ago

Also never pee onto an electric fence.

Ill do it maybe, if i can be bothered leaving my computer chair for a pee.




Donavan

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#10 13 years ago

LOL, I will give it a try when I need to go, if I remember