Q. What do Saddam Hussien and General Custer have in common? A. They both want to know where the fuck those Tomahawks are coming from! Q. What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving? A. Turkey. Q. What is the Iraq's National Bird? A. Duck. Q. How do you play Iraqi bingo? A B-52, F-16,A-10 ... :lol:
Heh, not the greatest, but not bad either. :thumbsup:
This thread did not deliver.
much like a fat man off the high dive, this flopped. Sorry bud
I'm gonna have to make another joke thread now.
Just need to make one uber joke thread as a sticky.
Yep, this sucks. :)
Post your latest jokes here. I have a couple i want to share, Q. What has more brains than Kurt Cobain? A. The wall behind him. Q. What has six arms, six legs, and two heads? A. Nirvana ahh, those still get me.
Q. What do you call a woodpecker with no beak A. A Headbanger A Guy walks into a bar across the road, and says ouch Why did Michael Barrymore run out of ciggys? Because he threw his last fag in the pool (Only Brits may get that one)
Wow, nobody in these forums know jokes, this thread's going down hill.