Anti-Theft Bike Man has Bike Stolen 16 replies

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NiteStryker

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#1 10 years ago

Man who aided bicycle theft plan has bike stolen

FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. – A former Fort Lauderdale city commissioner who helped create a program to combat bicycle theft had his own bike stolen while trying to help people involved in a vehicle crash.

Tim Smith said he witnessed the traffic accident as he was cycling to the beach on Monday. He said he left his bike on the sidewalk to rush to the cars involved. But after finding both drivers uninjured, he went to retrieve his bike and discovered it was gone.

To add insult to injury, Smith — as a commissioner — had successfully pushed for a citywide bike registration program to help police track stolen bikes. But when he contacted police to report his own stolen bike, he had to admit it was not registered.

:rofl:

Ironic to the fullest.

Fucked up that he goes to help car crash victims and someone jacks his bike right then, but funny nonetheless.




UGSAce

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#2 10 years ago

karma




Crazy Wolf VIP Member

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#3 10 years ago

Wait, karma? Irony, yes. It's only karma if he was a dick or stole someone else's bicycle.




Jetfreak

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#4 10 years ago

Ouch, how careless.




NiRv4n4

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#5 10 years ago

wow that is interesting. irony has got the be the funniest form of humor, just preceding sarcasm maybe. or innuendo




Von II

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#6 10 years ago

hehe, viva irony! ;) :)




*The.Doctor

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#7 10 years ago
To add insult to injury, Smith — as a commissioner — had successfully pushed for a citywide bike registration program to help police track stolen bikes. But when he contacted police to report his own stolen bike, he had to admit it was not registered.

:rofl: That's great.




Admiral Donutz VIP Member

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#8 10 years ago

Haha, oh the irony. :rofl:




N88TR

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#9 10 years ago

"Gear left adrift must be a gift."

My fav quote, via the book Jarhead.




Junk angel

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#10 10 years ago

:D Well somehow I've got the feeling the guy is having similar laughs from this as we are. At least once he gets past the I'm so mad stage




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