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Chuck Norris's Son

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#1 13 years ago

i want some segal jokes please post




Chocu1a

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#2 13 years ago

I don't know any jokes other than Steven Seagal IS a joke. He is currently living in my town in Collierville, TN. It is a suburb of Memphis. He is a fat, bloated ass & thinks his shite doesn't stink. He goes to the kennel/vets office my wife works at. She is not impressed either. I think it's funny he still makes movies...DIRECT to DVD. No more theaters for Mr. Slappy-Slappy.




Zab

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#3 13 years ago

Probably could whoop your ass though.

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Chuck Norris's Son

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#4 13 years ago

he would whoop his ass..segal is almost as godly as chuck




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#5 10 years ago
Aeroflot

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#6 10 years ago

Did you just search the entire forums for a Steven Segal thread or did you type that into Google?