Anyone know how to cure a runny nose? 36 replies

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Vasili

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#1 9 years ago

Yeah, so I did some work in the rain today and now I have a cold and its driving me insane from my nose just dripping with fucking... Well I can't even call it snot, its just like water.

I have been drinking honey and lemon like mad, also got a sore throat and took a few cold tablets, this sucks.

Why me, I was even wrapped up in multiple layers, I was SWEATING while doing that labour work.




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#2 9 years ago

Put it in a blender, that fixes most ailments.

Edit: Curing a runny nose? I think it's mainly a matter of time and waiting it out... My grandmother always made me some hot soup, so if you have one around, you know what to do.




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#3 9 years ago

I don't have a blender. Drinking a cuppa' of hot honey and black current works like a charm for sore throats but not really runny noses.

When I see God, I am gonna kick his ass for not letting me have complete control over my body. Seriously, the human body is right thick at times, it blocks your nose why? WHY? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? Too stop a virus getting in your nose? Why can't I tell my nerve systems to not swell up, a pill can tell it to do that

/rant.




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#4 9 years ago

I would say Zertex-D...... ...warning cuase extreme sleepiness, speicaly on mondays....




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#5 9 years ago

I could use sleep, I can't sleep because I drip onto my pillow. Even bunged up tissue up my nose but to no profit.




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#6 9 years ago

There you go wine-cork.jpg




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#7 9 years ago

Vasili;4913253Well I can't even call it snot, its just like water.

I have been drinking honey and lemon like mad, also got a sore throat and took a few cold tablets, this sucks. .

Could be condensation in your nose with your breath.




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#8 9 years ago

What the fuck I have weather effects in my nose.




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#9 9 years ago
Vasili;4913299What the fuck I have weather effects in my nose.

yes, dont make us pull out the big book of science....




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#10 9 years ago

As somebody who has historically suffered from hayfever, which comes with a similar symptom, I always found that walking around at a fast pace with your head held high for a few minutes somehow helped to clear it up. As it was hayfever it obviously didn't last, and my colleagues at work started to wonder why I was getting up every ten minutes and pacing around for no apparent reason, but it was an instant source of joy for me. Might have something to do with altitude, I don't know. All I do know is, whenever I tell people my method of temporary relief, they look at me as though I'm crazy (which they do anyway, but moreso). I think I might be the only person for whom it works. But it's five hours later, so if you haven't sussed it by now you've probably drowned already.