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Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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#1 11 years ago

Well, it's only just occured to me really this morning, how much i actually hate... wait no, let me rephrase that... how much i actually DETEST mornings. Let me 'splain.

Well this morning, i was awoken by my extremely loud radio alarm clock which was set to a quarter to seven. I don't know what the heck it was playing but someone must of switch the channel to some Indian bangra crap the night before on purpose. So drums and the sounds of screaming women raced through my head untill i finally figured out where the 'snooze' button was after contionusly hitting the clock half asleep. Ahh, it had gone off. Back to sleep. Ten minutes later: "Aja aja... sooniair... aja aja"... Jesus freaking christ, shut the hell up!!! This time i threw my clock on the floor but that just wasn't enough to shut the damn thing up was it? Now the annoying song was playing in this fubar voice.. kinda like slow motion... 'Aaaaajjjjaaaaa.... Aaaaaajjjjaaaaaa......Sonnnaaaiirr". So i actually forced myself out of bed, opened the window and gave the squirrels something to burry for the day.

I couldn't go back to sleep now. I was up, that was it. The clock had ruined any chance of me getting back to sleep. So i made my way to the bathroom as per usual to get ready for school. No lights were on, so it was kinda hard to see...d'you know when you rub your eyes in the morning desperately trying to get a clear vision, well that's what i was doing however it did the opposite of making my vision clear as in the process i walked into the attic door. Damn friggin son of a..!

So, i finally made it to the bathroom, still half asleep and now with a thumping head because of the stupid radio clock and the attic door. In a desperate attempt to liven myself up and get awake, i started brushing my teeth. Hard. Fast. Yup, i can feel myself awakening now. I continued brushing untill the brush slipped and hit my gum giving me enourmous pain! I went to the tap to wash my mouth out quickly since the brush had some how cut my gum and blood started to appear on my tongue. I twisted the tap knob and waited a couple of seconds so it got cold however i didn't notice i had twisted the hot tap knob and because i had waited, it had got boiling hot burning my lips as i attempted to take a swig. I literally jumped up and down in pain, really i did.

Having had enough of the curse that was amongst me in that bathroom, i went to get dressed ready for school. Good job and all, because looking at the clock on the wall, i had literally 5 minutes to run out and catch the bus. FIVE MINUTES!! Right, don't panic. Socks, boxers, trousers, shirt, tie, blazar. I collected them all and went for it. Not only to realise that i had gone and put my trousers on back to front. Could this get any worst? Well it did. As i was trying to fix my trousers, i must of stepped on the bottom whilst trying to pull them making me trip and fall flat on my face and giving my head yet another thing to thump rapidly about.

After that shinanigan, i just went back to bed and got dropped off at school two hours later. I don't like mornings and mornings definately don't like me. What about you?




DavetheFo

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#2 11 years ago

I can relate to you there, but only when I've had to be awake at with very little sleep to go to work. With a hangover. That was hell.

I usually dont see any morning, but if I do, I just need abot 20 minutes before I'm fully up to speed and raring to go.




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#3 11 years ago

5:34 a.m. my alarm starts beeping (don' t ask me why "34", I just like it). I immidiatly open my eyes and I feel like today is gonna be the day that I am going to rule the world. I don' t feel sleepy at all (an consider that I usually go to sleep at 2:00 or 3:00 a.m. but I have insomnia, so...). I put my pijama on (I sleep with just the underwear despite of the season we' re in) My computer is already on 'cause, just like my cell phone, I never turn it off so I put on some music, usually takes me five minutes to find a good song to start the day with. So it' s 5:40 now. Music is on. I look for my wallet, my two leather bracelts, my glasses, my cigarettes, I decide which Zippo I will take with me today, keys and cell phone and put them on the table. Next I look for my clothes, what am I going to wear today? Yeah, the Zara shirt and the D&G jeans should go. My hair are crappy as usual but I do not worry about them now. I make the best coffe in Europe and I usually prepare it at night so in the morning I just have to press a button on my electric coffe machine (that most likely has nothing to do with yours coffee machines) and in two minutes it' s ready. One cookie and then coffee. It' s 6:00 a.m. now. I go to the bathroom. First I look at myself and say how beutiful (inside) I am. I take my laptop in the bathroom with me so I can listen to some more music and sing loudly. I also take my clothes and all my hardware (bracelets, cellphone etc). Then I wash my face with five different products for the skin. Then I have a shower. Then I wash my hair. I do it everyday. I never dry them though, may that be in summer or winter. I spray deodorant all over my body and then get dressed. It' s 6:40 now. I put my jacket on and get out, I light myself a cigarette and go to the bus stop where I meet a friend of mine. The 63 (bus) arrives at 6:55 and we go to the subway stop in Bisceglie. Now she lights a cigarette and we wait for the pullman that arrives from Cusago. It' s 7:10 now. The pullman arrives and four more friends arrive with it. We take the subway where we find five mour friends waiting downstair. We take the subway. We need to change the line in Cadorna and we find five more friends there. It' s 7:40 now. We take the green subway line for two stops, well not all of us, we split in Cadorna, but many take it with me. Two stops and, when we arrive I have my last cigarette of the morning. We split again but there are some other friends who go to my school so I walk with them to school. At 8:00 I am at school. That' s my morning.




Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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#4 11 years ago

Thanks for your life story! However, the question was... are you a morning person?

Well i suppose you answered it amongst the diary you wrote ;)




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#5 11 years ago
Federiker;34893245:34 a.m.[/QUOTE]
Federiker;3489324I immidiatly open my eyes and I feel like today is gonna be the day that I am going to rule the world. [/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Federiker;3489324]I don' t feel sleepy at all
[QUOTE=Federiker;3489324]First I look at myself and say how beutiful (inside) I am.

I am guessing I am a morning person...




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#6 11 years ago

I don't think I'm even classed as a person when I wake up in the morning (or rather not on some occasions)...im like some kinda creature from another realm that stumbles around the bathroom trying to do basic tasks and ultimately failing.I seriously feel really terrible some times when I wake up...and thats from having too much sleep so I tend to have about 6 hours sleep average now.Gives me time to semi-wake up I guess then.

Good thing I only live 4 minutes walk from school though, I don't think I could deal with more then 3 corner turns in the morning without stumbling into some bushes or something.




UGSAce

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#7 11 years ago

im a night person cant wait to start a REAL job in 4 years and work 3rd shift :D




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#8 11 years ago

This concept "morning" sounds as a rather despicable thing. I don't think I like it.

Anyway. It really depends if I've had sleep, and if so, how many. Oddly enough if I've had a lot of sleep, I can't get up at all. If I've not slept, I can get up and go through the day without problems.




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#9 11 years ago

I'm a walking corpse every morning. My clock beeps 05:20 (you don't get used to it). It's extremely hard to wake me when I've fallen asleep. I can sleep through almost anything. I fall asleep with the lights on maybe 90% of the time (I read until I "pass out"). My alarmclock is loud as hell but I've gotten used to the sound so I can sleep even though it's beeping... I also put the cellphone on alarm everynight. It worked for a week or two but now I just go up, turns it off and go to sleep again and mostly I don't even have a memory of doing it! My own damn body is evolving against me! Often my mum asks why the hell I'm not up when the clock is around 05:50 (the subway I should take goes 05:43 but often I end up taking the one that goes 06:08...).

I'd kill to just wake up when the clock is ringing... It's a miracle that I'm never late for work.

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#10 11 years ago

I'm not much of a morning person, 3 of my 4 school days a week require me to get up 6-6:30am, which is hard for someone who's used to staying up till 2am every night. This morning was especially hard, I've got a cold, its -20C+ outside and I was a little hungover.